Message #146798

[Jason King]

I…am about to get…Trottered…

Wow… I have to say I have to take back a lot about what I said about you two because I honestly thought that you both didn’t have half a brain to split between you but just then you showed the world how much you truly understand your position in this company.

In your own words you have attributed being “Trottered” as a horrible state of being. A **** awful phase in ones life were they’ll feel pain, loss, insignificance, an inability to see ones **** feet when they look down, all the characteristic when one thinks of when they hear the name “Trotter”. 

So yes boys you are so right IF I were to ever become more “Trotter like” I surely WOULD be a massive **** up who only gains championships when they can slip in at the last minute and snake them away.  IF I were to become any more “Trotter like” like I WOULD most likely take my crow bar and beat my brains out my damn self so I wouldn’t have to live a single solitarily minute with such filth running through my veins.

Real talk I think you both are stronger than anyone gives you credit for because I don’t know how you can walk around looking anyone in eyes like men when your name, when “Trotter”, is synonymous with failure again and again and again. The fact that you haven’t taken a long walk of a short pier is beyond me cuz I don’t know how ANYONE could exist with the amount of **** mediocrity you two spew out of your lives day in and day out. Seriously how. Do. You. DO IT?

That’s not all because not only do you have the stones to get up in the morning as opposed to disappearing like the world wants oh no! You walk right up to the throne and speak to their better as if they actually matter.

Do you realize that I didn’t get this Psycho Championship; I didn’t get this WORLD championship one day because of a “sudden 24 hour rule change” right? Management didn’t allow me to sneak in and grab a pin fall at the last minute. I got these belts because I was better than every other person in this company and you assholes are not even in the top fifty. I know janitors that deal with bigger specks of **** than you and they are miles above anything you could ever bring to the table.

I will give Rodney a pass because he seems like his dumb ass is just following the leash but Derrick…why would you do this to your brother? I get it’s no fun bleeding alone but do you hate him or something? Did I kick your ass so hard last time you forgot whom you were talking to? Do you know where you are?

This aint a play ground…this is MY ground...run home kids before I put you 6 feet under it.