Six Man Tag... More Like Five Heels and the Forever Underdog, Pssht...

[Alex Anders]

He turned a triangle choke into a pin!!! Who can honestly do that?!?! Alex Anders is as technically sound as he is lucky!! In the past eight days, he has both won the Absolute title, and beat the World Champion clean.  What can't this little gold mine do?

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Alex Anders is sitting around in the locker room, staring a hole through his Absolute title.  He speaks, mostly to himself...

Anders: Man... It is so hard to believe that I have done the impossible... I have been breaking records, making history, and winning titles since day one... It's an amazing feeling, I can't lie to you... It's been a journey I will take every single day of my life... And this past week on Carnage, I learned my fate for April 30th... Kavanagh set my opponent... Nick Sadistic... in an epic rematch for my Absolute championship... Licious set the battle grounds... No disqualifications... Anything goes... If the chaos we went through two weeks ago wasn't enough... And Sadistic can throw me around the arena all he wants... Nothing I can do about it... No count-outs either... For the icing on the cake... We can't pin each other... Anders' Way... Versus the Savage Lock... You tap, you lose... Submission would seem like my specialty, but would I have enough left to lock on the Anders' Way... After all the carnage, the brutality, the pure destruction we will go through... Will either of us be able to make the other quit... I have no idea, guys... I feel like I might not be able to walk away from this... And if not, so be it... But that isn't for another four weeks... Tonight, we see the Forever Underdog compete in a six-man tag team match... My opponents, in no particular order... Jeremiah Christianson, the man who almost won the World title a couple weeks ago... Tiger G, who scored a... somewhat controversial win on the former individual... And The Wretched Nobody... The only man who has put a blemish on the Nerdist's resume since the live shows started in WWG... My partners also seem to have a bit of mean streak in them... The World Champion, and the man I defeated last week, Miseria... And Maxwell Lord... If we had any sort of connection at all, it would be a weird seven levels of Kevin Bacon type of fiasco... Regardless, I am a fighting champion, and whether me and my partners see eye to eye or not isn't the matter at hand... I see three hungry superstars, and I want to make sure that I am not at the bottom of the food chain... The Forever Underdog never gives up, and by golly gee, I will not be stopped... Believe... In the Absolute Champion... Believe in the Nerd Herd... Believe in Anders...

Anders slings his title over his shoulder, stands up, and leaves the room, heading toward the ring.