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The promo begins and Alex Anders, dressed in a suit, is in an empty church. He is standing at the podium looking down into the empty pews.
Anders: I have pulled of miracles my brothers and sisters. I have come before you a man who lives and dies by the countless miracles that have surrounded me. I came into this industry as a miracle. I had only one chance to impress the owner... The one man who could make my dream a reality. My miracle was being able to do that. Shortly thereafter, my miracles would continue. It was written in the Book of Nerdist, Chapter 7, Verse 12, “Anders was to face the champion Scott Carr. It was to be an awesome match, and yet he, who defies all odds, fell just short of the mark.” It was a miracle I was in that match at all. Carr was an amazing champion while he was here, and to be just a kid and share the same AIR with the man was a miracle, let alone take him to the limit in an attempt to capture a title. Another miracle was shown in the Book of Anders, Chapter 12, Verse 13, “Anders was to defeat the great Manuel Vrakas XIV in a mere eight seconds, the shortest in the history of the WWG.” The miracle here was that Manny was stupid enough to turn his back on the Man of Miracles, and let him capture his first win on television. The miracles continue, from winning match after match, to being crowned the first Absolute champion in the history of the World Wrestling Generation, which he still wears to this day. The final of these miracles came when Miseria, the acting World champion, was taken back a week after capturing the gold. Let us look at the Book of Underdog, Chapter 4, Verse 30, “When it was he, Anders, who toke thy triangle choke, flipped it into a move granted to him by the Lord almighty, and pinned the man of misery.” It was this win that cemented the Forever Underdog's spot into the World Championship match, much to the disdain of the champion and the number one contender, The Wretched Nobody. It seemed a target was marked on Anders, as his fellow competitors, as well as the band of hooligans that follow Grace Brutal and The Wretched Nobody, continued to lay beatdown after beatdown onto the body of the hero, Anders. Powerbombs galore... Chair shots to the leg that placed the Nerdist on the shelf mere weeks before the pay-per-view... Thankfully though, they weren't able to damage this young man's spirit... And his leg grew stronger... He healed... He became hungry and determined to make sure his opponents at the Ground Zero event got what they deserved... This is where our story concludes... The present... Where I, your preacher of the evening, Alex Anders, stands before you to let the world know that I am here to stay. Do your worst to me boys. I can take what you give me, you've seen it. I stand before you, maybe not stronger... Maybe not wiser... Maybe not a better person... But more animalistic... More hell-bent and determined to take that World Heavyweight championship than ever before. I have lost only once in this organization... That was to you Wretched... You beat me fair and square, and it remains the only blemish on my record... You, Jeremiah, and Tiger G have cause me some severe nightmares as of late... I watch you all decimate, destroy, pick apart, whatever you wanna call it... I've watched it... As it happened to me, and anyone else in your path... When I stand before you, I hope to watch your blood come down your face, as I watched mine for the past couple of weeks... Wretched... You made this personal, I will make sure that the blood of The Wretched Nobody fills that ring, just to know that I deserve my spot... In the name of the Nerdist, the Underdog, and Anders... Amen.
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The next scene opens as Anders is illuminated by a single light in an otherwise dark room.
Anders: You couldn't handle a little bit of competition, could you Miseria? You couldn't stand that fact that I wouldn't succumb to your misery. You had to exact your revenge... How did it feel making my Absolute title smash against my forehead? How'd it feel knowing that every chair shot put me in just a little bit more misery? You got exactly what you wanted Miseria. At the end of the night, I was in misery. It was all because of you. I have had weeks to settle on this fact... I have gotten to see that you want to see more misery, from me and The Wretched Nobody at Ground Zero. You place us in the first ever triple-threat first blood match, and you just want to watch me bleed again. You want me in more misery and pain... More punishment than ever... Just know Miseria... You ask, and you shall receive. You want me in misery? I will come into this match at less than 100%. You and I both know that. I have to go through hell with Nicolas Sadistic before I can ever get face to face with you. I will GLADLY go through that hell, stand up, and stare you down, man to man... You want to keep that title, and Wretched wants to take it from you. What you gentlemen fail to realize though is that all the chips are on the Underdog. You want misery? You want pain? The only one of us that will feel any sort of pain and misery at Ground Zero will be you my friend... As I watch the red river of plasma wash down your masked face... I will stand tall, holding MY World Heavyweight championship... The time for misery is now... And all of it, will be directed at you... Revenge is a dish best served cold...
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Mere moments before the World Heavyweight championship triple-threat match, Alex Anders was stopped and asked for a few quick words.
Anders: Win or lose, tonight is about revenge. I proved that with Nick earlier tonight. My goal wasn't to win the title and become the youngest world champion in history, but instead I want to right the wrongs that have been caused to me over the past month... Miseria and Wretched thought they knew what they were getting into with me tonight, but the onslaught they threw at me has made me someone worth watching tonight. I usually dedicate my matches to the fans, but tonight... It's all about me. I am a Forever Underdog, and I stand no chance in this match... But I will still go out and prove to MYSELF that I am better than these men who did nothing but wrong me for the past month... Tonight I make believer out of Miseria and The Wretched Nobody... Believe in the Forever Underdog... Believe in the Nerdist... Believe in me Miseria... Believe in me Wretched... Believe... In revenge... And be prepared to suffer in it.