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To anyone who is interested…


Ultimate Online Wrestling is currently looking to expand its roster this year for Season 2 of our heavily story driven E-Fed that sort of reads and feels like a comic book. We’ve been open for 14 months and have posted 12 well written shows on the SteemIt platform. We have over 1600 followers on there and we use the platform to make a little money from the hobby that we love. We are a laid back E-Fed for adults and we only do about 1 show a month. There is a 2 Role Play limit per show with no word limit on individual role plays.


We are a unique E-Fed in that I reward my role player’s with the Crypto-Currency XP Coin which can be converted into Bitcoin on online exchanges. We also write and do our shows in a way that concentrates on an actual audience that reads our work on the SteemIt community network. So our work isn’t just consumed by people involved in the E-Fed, but also fans of our work on SteemIt and Twitter.


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« on: June 11, 2014, 12:40:54 am »

The following scene takes place within what seems to be a rustic shack with holes in the walls for windows, a front door that has been broken off one of its hinges so now rests awkwardly against the exterior wall, and very little means of entertainment within it for the person who lives there. Yolandi Visser has her back to the camera as she stands by a stove, frying eggs with a spatula - she is wearing shiny gold pants and a crop top with the words "Wat Pomp" written across the front. An interviewer is sitting at the kitchen table with a camera crew sent from WWG to South Africa to talk to the newest member of the roster. Yolandi sings to herself in her high pitched voice with a thick South African accent as she continues to cook while the interviewer waits awkwardly to begin asking her questions. Something about the young woman's presence and mannerisms creates a constant feeling of unease, juxtaposing her friendly behaviours that she exhibits. Her short, choppy, almost white hair that matches her white skin and contrasts heavily against her completely blacked-out eyes is the perfect symbol of this juxtaposition. After waiting to start the interview for an unknown amount of time, the interviewer begins to speak while Yolandi stops singing and continues cooking

Interviewer
So uh...Miss Visser-


Yolandi giggles to herself at being referred to as "Miss" anything as the interviewer continues with his question

Interviewer
-We at WWG understand that you are one of the newest additions to our growing roster and you've already caused some interest with the video message you sent to the fans this past week. Could you tell us a little about yourself and your intentions as a WWG superstar?


A fly lands on the eggs that Yolandi has been frying and she flicks it away with the spatula and continues cooking as if nothing had happened, seemingly not worried about any diseases the insect may have carried onto the food. She turns slightly towards the interviewer as she answers while a white rat crawls from the kitchen surface to her shoulder and sniffs at her hair

Yolandi Visser
I mean, my intentions are to come and compete with everyone else there, bru, you know? Here in South Africa you have to know how to defend yourself and be violent when you need to be, especially growing up on the streets like I did with my friends. I just decided one day that I should make use of those skills I got while I was growing up here. We've been gangbanging and defending our land since we were little kids, so I think I'll do okay over in America whatever my intentions are, right?


Interviewer
But you're aware that street fighting and things like that are worlds apart from being in a wrestling promotion, I assume? How have you been training for your debut in the company? It was revealed that you will be facing Dylan Brooks at Revolution in your first ever match in just a few days.


Yolandi finishes frying the eggs and shovels them onto a plate while smothering them in what looks like chilli sauce. She turns to the interviewer and lightly chucks the plate in front of him as he looks down, secretly not wanting to eat the food as he was unfortunate enough to see the preparation that went into cooking it

Yolandi Visser
Well my friends here have been helping me get into shape and stuff like that, you know, making guard dogs in the street angry and having to run away from them, my friend has been training me in how to spar in the street, and I've made my diet healthier since I signed my contract. It's been nothing but eggs, soda and braai for about three months now so I'm feeling pretty healthy and ready for a fight. I don't really know a lot about Dylan Brooks but I've seen her a few times on my television and she looks like she can fight as long as she doesn't worry about having her pretty face messed up during it. But that's what I think is the problem over there, there's a huge gap in American culture that I want to fill with zef. I'm bringing the zefside zol with me when I come into that arena and not long from now the WWG fans are going to be living by the motto: zef til death. We've had years and years of the beautiful people running around wrestling companies but now it's time for some feel good gangsta kak to take control. That's where Yolandi Visser and zef come in handy.


The interview seems a bit dumbfounded as Yolandi finishes speaking. Not only does her mixture of Afrikaans and English make it harder than normal for him to follow, he is not quite how to respond to the answer she has given

Interviewer
...So you're bringing..."zef" to the WWG?


Yolandi Visser
Zef is wherever I go. It's not something that you can touch or move or bring somewhere, it's something you are. Everyone in South Africa has a bit of zef in them - it's that raw, rugged, street-wise attitude that only comes with growing up around here. It's something you wear on your sleeve if you're from here.


As Yolandi says this she places her right hand over a part of her left arm where the word "zef" is tattooed onto her skin with what appears to be a homemade job, similar to the style seen on people in prison or who have served long prison sentences. This sight makes the interviewer slightly uncomfortable as he realises this is something important to the young woman and not something to be spoken of lightly. She takes the rat from her shoulder and looks at it with affection before placing it on the table gently, allowing it to scuttle around, sniffing at the food on the plate - a sight that the interviewer tries his hardest to not show his disgust towards as he subtly pushes the plate away from his place at the table

Yolandi Visser
You'll see what I mean when I get to WWG. Dylan Brooks is going to be the first person in the company to see how we roll in South Africa and what it means to be part of this new movement. You asked me what my intentions are with coming to WWG, and they're pretty simple really: I am coming to America to compete against whoever I'm placed in front of, and I'm going to do that by rolling with the zef style just look I've done here my whole life. I might be smaller than some people, and I might not be the kind of person people are used to seeing on their television, but like I said, I'm ready for whatever is coming. I don't know if people are ready for me, though.


Yolandi then turns her back to the interviewer quickly as he tries to peer around her to see what she is doing. He suddenly sees her raising a gun to her face and as she pulls the trigger he jumps out of his seat to stop her from seemingly shooting her head off. As he grabs her she laughs as she reveals she was lighting a cigarette she'd placed in her mouth and the gun was a novelty lighter

Yolandi Visser
Calm down bru, it's just a cigarette.


She glances to the side of the room in a mischievous way, showing her sweet, innocent side again as the interview sits back down slowly and takes a breath as he speaks in a flustered and perplexed manner

Interviewer
Okay, uh, I guess that's all we need to discuss for now-


Yolandi climbs onto the chair across the table from his and sits with her legs folded in front of her while she smokes and interrupts him

Yolandi Visser
This all might be a bit confusing for you. Like I said, I'm not like what people in America are used to seeing - the zef movement hasn't begun yet over there. But when I get there, everyone will know that it has started. Dylan Brooks will be the first person to learn what my zefside zol is all about, and it will happen when neither she, nor anybody else will expect it. I'm like a lightning fast cheetah when I'm in the zone, you know? And to me, she'll just be nothing but a little muggie in my way that I'll just have to slaat one time if she gets in the way of the movement.


She passes the cigarette towards the interviewer, but he politely declines, so she carries on smoking it herself

Yolandi Visser
Just watch what I mean at Revolution. It's probably the most fitting event for Yolandi Visser to show up at actually, because when I arrive, there's going to be a new revolution in the WWG. The zef revolution - and I'll be the one leading the charge. We've got our zef armies here in Suid-Afrika, and next up it's America's turn to feel the new style. Everybody else in WWG had better prepare themselves, because Yolandi Visser is coming over to make an impact and I'm doing it the only way we know how over here. It's time that somebody put South Africa on the map when it comes to wrestling, and who says I'm not the person to do that? Remember what I told you, before long there's going to be a whole army of people living by "zef til death" and I'll be the one leading them by example. Yolandi Visser is the answer to a question that's been long forgotten, but I think it's about time the WWG universe is reminded of it.


Yolandi continues smoking as the interviewer attempts to end the interview and his discomfort that hasn't seemed to settle since he met this proclaimer of the zef style that she lives by. He doesn't want to ask, but feels it is his responsibility as a professional to do so

Interviewer
...The answer to what?


Yolandi takes a big inhale of her cigarette and breathes smoke out her nostrils like a dragon as she answers nonchalantly after a few seconds of silence

Yolandi Visser
Whatever man...fok.


After this nothing is said for a while and the interviewer assumes the conversation is over. Feeling as uncomfortable as ever despite her hospitality, he stands up and thanks Yolandi for her time, wishing her luck with her WWG debut as he exits the shack in a little more than a hurry. Yolandi smiles to herself in her sweet way once again before moving the plate of food so it is in front of her and begins eating from it as she hums happily like an innocent child, now with more rats climbing along her arms and shoulders while she feeds them bits of the food as the scene comes to a close

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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2014, 04:22:22 pm »

And you say you didn't know how to e-fed huh? lol

You're doing wonderfully.  Well displayed, well designed, honestly main event material.  Take your steps - plan your goals... you could play your way to the top and sincerely etch Yolanda's name in some main stage angles.
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