WTF!

[Jade]

Chocolate crickets are surprisingly good...and my Chinese teachers made me eat chicken feet....which was horrifying. They just laughed when I told them chickens were my favorite animal :,(

Not gonna lie, I actually don't mind chicken feet if my parents were the ones cooking it :')

[Brad]

You know how people like something and it comes up on your feed just because they liked it? or tagged someone in it...that's how it was on my news feed. noobs.

[Brad]

I say if a man doesn't know what **** tastes like - his chin likely stinks of nut sack. It has been my (vast) experience that a Satisfied Woman makes for an abundantly Satisfying experience.  In other words - unless she's a totally ragged ****, once she's had hers a couple of times she's Probably going to be far more inclined to say "Sure!" to whatever bullshit you usually smack your wee-wee to whilst single-handedly point, click and fapping your way through countless sites of ill repute.  And THAT gentlemen.... is how you Stroke Fantasies right off a Bucket List!  And if you Have to stroke - why not do it like That!? With a willing partner! LoL

NOW.... I'm not saying I'd down a big old bowl of PJ Pudding like this article says to.... there's always room for Jello - but there's also limits to my perversion.  Granted they're all way the **** off in the distance, but this unfortunately is about two meters past them - take my word for it - you don't want to know some of the things I've done!  Nevertheless... this is beyond my reach and it can gladly stay there. 

I mean I've had more than a couple of notable female companions glaze my face like a doughnut with their own "icing" Hell I dare say that a healthy application of the substance in question makes for a fuller, softer and more enviable beard!  Regardless... some things ARE better in the heat of a moment rather than to be left chill and set in the fridge.  Furthermore there is usually a psychological benefit (for me anyhow) that comes along with getting it straight from the source. It's a little more "Yeeaaaaaaaaah!  That's RIGHT!  Look what I can do!  Now... Roll your eyes back to the forward position, dig your finger tips out of the mattress and take that arch out of your back, ****.... I ain't Done!" instead of "Yeah.... I Guess so.  It shouldn't kill me.... right?"

It's fairly obvious... I'm no prude.  I got laid at like 16 and went "WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN DOING THIS LONGER!?" and I spent the next.... well up to last night consistently trying to up my game.  That has come with a lot of hetero-experimentation, Most of which I am not at all ashamed of.  Some stunts I've pulled... weeeeellllll.... it was worth a try at the time lol.

I have found a way to take pride myself for my abilities and penchant for turning a well kept woman into a total writhing mess of perversion and permission.  So, albeit the fact that I wouldn't go grab a **** spoon and join the **** in on this sexual catastrophe - or sexy snack - depending how one looks at it (I ain't judging, it's just not for Me.).... I can sort of understand 'why' or should I say, 'how' someone could get behind the inherent kink of this.  Seriously... I still have to count this as being more respectable an interest than Furries, Felching, Fleching or Fisting.

That all being said.... Brad... WTF kind of **** are you even Doing on Facebook, that THIS winds up on your feed, man?

We didn't want a life story m8

[Mike Conrad]

You know how people like something and it comes up on your feed just because they liked it? or tagged someone in it...that's how it was on my news feed. noobs.

Yeah, Yeah that's what you say.

[J-Dub]

after reading everyone's comments, I am glad I didn't look at the link. Stop looking at that strange **** Brad, it poisons the brain, and what would your family think??

[Brad]

they would prob laugh. lol. My fam is cool.

[J-Dub]

so would mine, big red families are usually pretty cool like that. More on the trash talking then the judging.

[Brad]

big red families?

[J-Dub]

For a ginger, you are clueless. Big Red is a common nickname for redheads. My family is mostly red of some shade or another.

[Brad]

Yeh I thought that but im the only one with red hair in my family. My dad use to as a kid, and my grandmother did but the others aren't lucky enough to be red.

[J-Dub]

I guess having a family of red im pretty awesome!

[Dave]

red headed guys are gross

red headed ladies, on the other hand...

[jacegryphon]

red headed guys are gross

red headed ladies, on the other hand...

This.