Scores to settle!

[The Rick]

[A WWG house show is in full swing as two up and coming wrestlers are showcasing their skills inside the ring. Unfortunately for both of these guys, this is a restless crowd that is desperate for some star power to liven things up. One worker sends the other into the corner, charges in and is hit with a boot to the face as a desperation comeback is made by his opponent. He staggers to the centre of the ring when suddenly the lights go out. The audience isn't sure what's happening but as the lights come back on they are greeted by the sight of The Rick standing in the ring with the two wrestlers. Rick is now sporting facepaint, which confuses the two men he shares the ring with. They stop staring at Rick and look to each other with a knowing glance. The larger of the two charges Rick, who sidesteps him and hurls him over the top rope. The smaller of the two wrestlers decides to try his luck by jumping off the top rope with a hurricanrana attempt but Rick catches him and drops him to the canvas with a powerbomb! The other wrestler is now back in the ring, trading punches with The Rick but it is Rick who gets the upper hand with his southpaw style winning through. RIck hooks the torso, lifts the wrestler up and drops him to the canvas with a Rickfest before grabbing the top rope and shaking it intently. Rick bounces off the ropes and launches himself up into the air, landing onto his foe with a big splash. Both of the wrestlers roll to the outside as Rick snatches the microphone from the hands of the ring announcer. The audience is deafening as Rick waits for them to quieten down.]

The Rick: "I am sick and tired of being treated like something you step on while out walking in a forest... DC, you got the better of me in our match but that wasn't enough for you was it? You think you can just end my career whenever you like? I'm right here you piece of ****, why don't you come and try?"

[The audience is in a frenzy, they are actually chanting for DC to walk out and accept The Rick's challenge. The chants turn to boos as it becomes obvious that DC is not going to be there tonight.]

The Rick: "Not such a big man when I'm standing on my feet are you, D? Well I'm sure our paths will cross again inside this ring sooner rather than later. You seem to have your hands full with the Lord brothers but believe me, you'll get yours next time we face off!"

[Rick is now pacing the ring, soaking up the appreciation of this crowd as they chant his name once more. As they simmer down, he continues.]

The Rick: "Now onto that punk ass **** known as Tony Almeida... Tony, you decided to stick your nose into my business. You know, that's fine because now I'm going to make it my business to make your life a living hell! You think you can take cover behind that gang of yours? Please, the only gang they resemble is the Scooby Gang and your Scooby '**** doo! Rikes Raggy!"

[The audience is laughing, and starts singing the Scooby Doo theme.]

The Rick: "Tony, you seem to like the numbers game. So bring Fred, Daphne, Velma, a bag full of scooby snacks and Scrappy Doo too... Bring them to the next pay-per-view. I'm not talking about a tag team match, I'm talking about a fight... No holds barred, tornado rules and falls count anywhere... I'm going to make a few calls, get myself a tag team partner and let's see who's laughing when you're lying on your back in the ring, after getting pinned and look up to see me smoking one of your cigars and channeling Hannibal Smith from the greatest 80s TV show of all time, The A-Team... I love it when a plan comes together!"

[The crowd is now humming the theme song to the A-Team. They are having fun, and The Rick is feeding off their energy. He makes one final address to the camera.]

The Rick: "Lacey, sweetheart. Oh honey, I know you're back there listening. I'll see you at the anniversary show for Carnage. And Lacey... Time to shine, princess because daddy's home!"

[With that, The Rick drops the microphone and climbs the turnbuckles to gee up the crowd some more. The audience gives him an almighty roar as he leaves the ring and heads to the back.]

Always believe Warriors!

[The Wretched Nobody]

As The Rick storms through the curtain towards his dressing room - The Wretched Nobody steps out from the shadows and watches The Rick, with an unsettling tilt of his head.  Why?  We don't know.  But never has The Wretched Nobody taking an interest in someone, ever turned out well.