Message #144348

[Jason King]

The pirate bursting out of the woods was certainly a surprise. Jason could honestly say that he in no way saw that coming. He almost reached into his inside pocket and took out his gun had he not recognized the pirate as one of the guys on some old footage of WWG. Jason didn't remember, and didn't really care, what his name was but he was pretty sure he saw some tape of him at the last pay per view. The Man in Black once again looked at Jason with the silent question of "Should i put him down?". Jason again shook his head. The pirate man seemed drugged up and stupid, which was always an interesting combo. He'd seen the look in a man's eyes a million times before. He spoke and his breath smelt like he hadn't brushed in at least a week and Jason turned his head away slightly as he mumbled about spanking Trine. Jason was about to respond when there was another interruption.

Out of nowhere this random girl seemed to come out of nowhere. Once again Jason had no idea who she was but everyone else seemed to recognize her. The only person Jason did recognize was The Wretched Nobody. So Jason assumed that this was his...owner or something. Jason couldn't help but sigh as the young woman walked over towards them. the whole "crazy/magic" act was one of the first things he had seen when he was working in the indie leagues and man did it tend to get old fast. The lady spoke to Tony Man and his partner, who had appeared for some reason, and then made her way to him. Before he could say anything she put a hand in his face and began speaking incoherently. He didn't really understand what she was saying but he think he caught the jist of it.

King: Racism...cute...

She didn't seem to notice or care about his reply as she continued to rant and rave at Rayven, who also appeared back with them for some reason, and Trine, and the pirate guy Jason assumed. The Man in Black had his pistol out and was alternating pointing it at the head and the heart of the girl. Jason put his hand up to signal for him to stand down. Though this **** and her halloween themed human vibrater were annoying this was regrettably part of the cover. Dealing with this sort of thing was what wrestlers "did". The Man in Black didn't seem happy about it but stood down. Jason nodded and went back to pretending to listen to the young lady's conversation. After a few seconds he was reconsidering the bullet but figure it would cost more than it was worth to put two bodies in the ground so he let her talk.

Finally she finished and then her and her man pet disappeared. This must have done something because Rayven then took off through the corn. After that, as if on the worlds largest tape delay, the pirate began shouting something at the place where the young lady had been standing.

King: say no to drugs kid

Jason said to the pirate man shaking his head. He turned back to Trine with exhausted though still amused smirk.

King: somebody's popular.