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October 22, 2018, 09:47:51 am Moonchild says: Ultimate Online Wrestling

To anyone who is interested…


Ultimate Online Wrestling is currently looking to expand its roster this year for Season 2 of our heavily story driven E-Fed that sort of reads and feels like a comic book. We’ve been open for 14 months and have posted 12 well written shows on the SteemIt platform. We have over 1600 followers on there and we use the platform to make a little money from the hobby that we love. We are a laid back E-Fed for adults and we only do about 1 show a month. There is a 2 Role Play limit per show with no word limit on individual role plays.


We are a unique E-Fed in that I reward my role player’s with the Crypto-Currency XP Coin which can be converted into Bitcoin on online exchanges. We also write and do our shows in a way that concentrates on an actual audience that reads our work on the SteemIt community network. So our work isn’t just consumed by people involved in the E-Fed, but also fans of our work on SteemIt and Twitter.


If you’re interested joining our roster and learning how we do things at Ultimate Wrestling you can join our discord channel link below. Our roster and staff are very friendly and willing to answer any questions you might have.


Discord Channel: r/https://discord.gg/mj6Msrf


Below are some of our shows so that you can get a feel for my writing style and our story-lines.


https://steemit.com/fiction/@ultimatewrestlin/ultimate-online-wrestling-ch-4-friday-night-clash-episode-1


https://steemit.com/fiction/@ultimatewrestlin/ultimate-online-wrestling-ch-8-ultra-slam-pay-per-view-event


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« on: January 17, 2016, 11:36:13 pm »

Scene 1: Alpha

The scene begins with a view of a front door, tucked away into the open hallway of a condominium complex. The black metal numerals on the face of the white door read “14B”. Beneath them is the glint of a security peephole. Beneath that...a sign: Doorbell Broken. Knock or something. IDGAF.

The view moves forward, through the door as if it isn’t even there, and into a small entrance way. Ahead a few feet on the right is a short hallway that leads to a bedroom- and at the end at bathroom, but we head straight. At the back of the condo is a large living room tucked in the back left of the open floor plan that includes a kitchen, dining area, and a second bedroom door on the far left wall.

As we come around the side of the island that divides the kitchen and the living space we see Giuseppe Stasi seated in the middle of a brown, microsuede, couch, donning what looks to be a leopard print jumpsuit of sorts. His hair is messy, unkempt, and tossed to one side. His feet are flat on the floor in a wide stance, his knees knocked out to the sides taking up even more space. Giuseppe’s arms are laid out along the back of the couch, baby blues trained on the flicker television screen.

You see that fine specimen of a man right there? Yeah, That’s me. And yes I am the single most regal lookin mothafucka on dis earth even when I’m sittin on the couch in my jammies, but that’s just how it is when you’re perfection.

The jawline, the hair, and there ain’t no shame in a grown man wearin’ a leopard print onesie- mostly ‘cause I have no shame, but that is besides the point.


“Nooooooo! Doooooon’t!”

What the hell am I watching? Oh, oh right that new horror flick that Sal told me about. Said it was real scary, but I’m not the easy scarin’ type. Nah. I’ve got a testicular fortitude so far off the charts my boys are made outta tungsten!

Slowly Giuseppe reached a hand down and grabbed the inseam of his onesie, before proceeding to scratch himself.

Worst part about that drop crotch pant. They get stuck to tha inside of your leg. Know what I’m sa-

“Aaaahhhhhh!!!!”

Now, it might look like I almost ripped my own dick off outta fear, but that ain’t the case. I wasn’t scared. I was just….squarin’ up the tv ‘cause if I ever saw a ghost I wouldn’t bolt like Scooby-Doo after Mexican food. I would fight that plasmatic S.O.B!

Wanna know why? ‘Cause I am grade a; Alpha Male. How can you tell an alpha from any of the lesser males? One way is the way they sit. Take notice of the wildly handsome Giuseppe Stasi in his natural habitat. Left knee? All the way left. Right knee? All the way right. Leavin’ that space in the center wiiiiiiide open. I take up more space than I need to…


 ‘Cause I need to. Obviously.


That’s why me and Salvatore are the best damn tag team in dis joint. Two Alpha’s make a….Alpha….squared. THAT’S TWO TIMES THE ALPHA FOR YOU FOOLS DAT CAN’T MATH!

Meanwhile all these other teams we are facin’ off against have maybe, I dunno, .25 of a man between tha two of them! That’s like. Half a man right there! Which is like 95% less man than the two of us! Which is why at carnage yous guys are gonna fall flat on your asses!!!



Yous guys? Are beta. You sit back and worry about feelings, (which are a myth) instead of super sets. We all know the only sentient thing on us is our gains. And women have no feelings cause they use em all up when they get the menses.

We just got here, but that don’t matter. All this gabbage about waitin’ in line? Wait in line?! What is this Russia?! I'm not waitin in line for bread and bananas! And I ain't waitin’ in line for titles. More like bana-NO!

Jersey Boys are walkin’ away from this match tag team champs. And you can bank on that! ‘Cause we are officially part a your ecosystem boys! We are the kings of the fuckin’ jungle and we run dis waterhole!

You guys are the water buffalo….or whateva gets eaten….


Animals crackers.


 I don’t give a ****. 

And we are the lions that chomp down on ya domes when you least expect it! Your ladies are like...gazelle. They don’t really know if they want to go to the waterhole, but they gotta because ladies (just like gazelle) need water to live.

And once we sunk our claws into those defined behinds we cast them back into the circle of life. Where fine pieces of ass become the grass and...something eats the grass, and anotha thing eats that thing...and...everything gets ate!


Giuseppe is still seated on the couch, eyes fixed on the tv, until he seems to notice us. Slowly the viewpoint begins to back away.

Now, I gotta go ‘cause I’m pretty sure dis is breakin’ some kinda physics.

-
Scene 2: A Phone Conversation
Joey:
“Bro. I fuckin’ won.”


Sal:
“Won, what? You playin monopoly with yaself again.”


Joey:
“Nah, last time I did that; North Joey quit on me and flipped the fuckin’ board. South Joey wasn’t feelin’ it either so it wasn’t too big a deal…”


Sal:
“Oh, well then I’m lost. Whaddya win?”


Joey:
“MY MATCH!”


Then he just started coughin’ outta nowhere. I’m assumin’ allergies.

Sal:
“Oh. Jeez. Sorry, man, I was drinkin’. Orange Juice….burns….tha lungs…”


….It was allergies.

Sal:
“Uh...good! Nice! You picked up our first win then which is….unexpected...awesome bro!”


Joey:
“Yeah, we all know what happens when some fool goes toe to toe with JoeJoe. Bam. Flat out. How you doin’?”


Sal:
“Doin’ okay .”


Joey:
“She gettin’ the ultrasound today? Find out what that little jelly bean is packin’?”


Sal:
“...nah, that’s tomorrow morning.”


Joey:
“Oh man, gonna find out if I’m Godfatherin’ a She-bean or a He-bean! You nervous?”


Sal:
“...you don’t even know, bro…”


Joey:
“What about Sayed?”


Sal:
“He’s mostly excited. I don’t think he’s slept in like t’ree days. Boucin’ off the friggin’ walls.”


Joey:
“You guys are gonna make great Dad-Moms.”


Sal:
“.....Bro….”


Joey:
“Dad 1 and Dad 2s?”

 
Silence.

Joey:
“Yous guys both gonna be moms? Help me out here!”


Sal:
“You’re sucha dick.”


Joey:
“When’s your plane?”


Sal:
“I make it back the day before our match at Injustice. So, we’re good.”


Joey:
“Oh, nice! Then you can see me in my match too!”


Sal:
“.......................what?”


Joey:
“Yeah! I did so good in that last match I was like: Yo! Get me in on that King of ****!”


Sal:
“King of Hardco- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!?”


Joey:
“Yeah, bro. Just anotha opportunity for Giuseppe Stasi to shine like the fuckin’ star he is!”


Sal:
“‘Seppe. I don’t think th-”


Joey:
“That’s just it, bro. Don’t think. I’m the brains here. You’re the seven foot mountain a muscle. I got dis.”


There was some kinda noise on his side of the phone.  If i didn't know better I’d say it was a scoff.

























Naaaaaah
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 11:45:05 pm »

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Edit: when Sal says "You're sucha dick." I needed to add he laughed, but musta jacked it up when I was coding. My bad
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2016, 02:36:06 pm »

This was actually a really fun read, I love these guys! I am also happy that you are doing the pic base justice, I had my reservations about it, but you are taking their NXT characters but making them your own. Obvious influences but you're not directly coping them. It's like fan fiction sort of ****, and that's what this game is about!
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2016, 01:59:54 am »

Can I just say.....I **** love these guys haha.  Great Rp bro.
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