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« on: February 10, 2016, 12:06:11 am »

The gym. It is a jungle ladies and gents. I read somethin’ once that said you’re (some percentage I forgot what) more likely to bang your workout partner. You know assumin’ they’re female otherwise I’m pretty sure gyms would start takin’ on names like; “The Bulge” insteada “Gold’s.” Somethin’ about the way it triggers the part in our brain that goes: Hey, she’s sweaty and gruntin’ that’s kinda like sex!

Whoever write that thing clearly had never been to this place. Whoever wrote that thing clearly never met Giuseppe Stasi who is (some percentage I forgot) more likey to bang whoever is currently breathing oxygen.

“Assumin’ they possess lady bits ‘cause he’s not into that gay stuff” and then add “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

Power Lifting gyms are not a jungle. They’re friggin pits where egos go to munch on the souls of normal men and turn them into egomaniacal jackholes. Giuseppe withstanding nobody would bang any of these guys- unless they wanted to do it in front of a full length mirror and watch him, look deeply into his own eyes, and comment on how good his triceps look in this lighting.

On second thought Seppe has mentioned that **** before when he does his ritualistic de-dreif on his one night stands. God pretty much stamped “Egomaniacal Jackhole” on his forehead while he was still in the womb and then sorta shrugged like “Whoops” once he was born. That aside he’s a great friend once you look past that disaster. Everyone’s got their plus and minuses.

”EY! SAL!”
”Ey. Should ya really be here when you got a match tomorrow?”

He laughed, dropping the barbell from his front squat, with a ridiculous shout. He raised his arms over his head. I just rolled my eyes, knowin’ what happened next.

”YEAAAAAH, GET ON MY LEVEL FOOLS! 375 PR, BARE!! AND WHAT?!” Joey turned, flexed, and that’s when I noticed the numbers on the bounce plates didn’t match up with the amount he’d said. ”And yeah, I should be here. I ain’t going in that ring by myself with that Hills Have Eyes lookin’ mothafucka. And you aren’t goin’ in the ring with Mr. Hot Topic.”

”I’m not?”
”Hell no! You serious, bro? Wes a tag team. Remember? You need me to watch your back! Can’t do that from ringside. Let’s face it. I do all the in ring work anyway.”

There was no point in arguing.

”So, we gonna show up to these matches, collect our paycheck for showin’ up, and peace out. We all know how it woulda ended anyway! That creepy lookin’ Ivan Ooze sonoffabitch face down in the ring and his nasty, Morticia, lookin’ broad at ringside gettin’ jellyfish legs at the sight of this beast of man riva dancin’ on his spine in victory. ‘cause this sport is like fuckin’ Braveheart. There can only be one: So call me Mel Gibson.

You? Not so easy. I wanna say that you’d take King a’ Halloween down with an easy 1,2,3- after all his legs are probably atrophied from sittin’ behind the register listening to some obnoxious, screamo cd on tha repeat while trying to make sure 14 year olds aren’t shop liftin’ those Jack Skeleton guages again. But let’s face it...you’d need me to save ya. Probably get stuck in a rear naked choke ‘cause he looks like the kinda creep that’d be inta that.”


”Seppe….a rear naked choke isn’ a BDSM thing…”
”You sure? Its got Naked, Rear, and Choke in it. Dat is some creepy domination, bedroom, move.”
”......”

Joey tapped his finger to his own temple.

”Logic.”
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2016, 09:19:06 am »

As it always seems, this seems like it's easy for you. Everything between these two flows. Those cracks had me laughing, I'm sure I look a bit off around here, but this was some good back and forth with those two.
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Marcus Collins (2014 – 2016?)
Alastair Morrison   (2017 – Current)

World Heavyweight Champion x4 and Current (JH x1, MC x2, AM x1)
Carnage Champion x5 and Current (Ascension x1, MC x3, AM x1)
Tag Team Champion x3 (JH x1, Ascension/ Hystaria Foundation defect x2)
Absolute Champion x1 (Ascension)
All Star Champion x1 (JH *dubbed Asylum World Heavyweight)
King of H@rdcore (Creator) – Jakob Hystaria
King of H@rdcore (Participant) x6 (JH x4, MC x2)
King of H@rdcore (Winner) x1 (JH)
Triple Crown Champion x2 (JH, MC)
Grand Slam Champion x1 (MC)
Hall of Fame x1 (JH Co2015)

Yearly Awards
2011 - Most likely to become WWG Champion (JH)
2012 - Wrestler of the Year (JH)
2012, 2016 - Match of the Year  (JH v Slipshod; Tied Crazy 8 Match MC and T2S WHC at Revolution MC)
2012 - Tag Team of the Year (JH FSU)
2012, 2014, & 2016 - Feud of the Year (JH Youth v Legends; MC Authority v WWG; MC v Trine Larson)
2012 Champion of the Year (JH)
2014 - King of the Mic   (MC)
2015 - Most likely to make an impact in ’16 (MC)
2016 – Heel of the Year (MC)
2016 – Champion of the Year (MC)

                  
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