Your gonna get sniped by the sharpshooter

[Pukka T]

A collection of guns sit on the walls behind a desk in an office. Sat at the desk is a man in a green military jumpsuit

Man: Hello, I am Mark "the sharpshooter" Matzko. The absolute greatest Wrestler in WWG history. I am new to WWG and have travelled all the way in a tank to sign my CONTRACT with WWG. So why am I here in my office? Instead of out in that ring breaking necks? Using peoples finishers on them to humiliate them? Why am I not in a match? Or even Making love to that sweet skank Rayven?

Matsko removes an AK-47 from the wall and cleans it vigourously

MM: You should ask that turn coat, that traitor, that stamp collector, Norris Cole. We were meant to be a team. He went off on his own as soon as he got his contract, the dirty grandpa.

Mark looks down his scope at the camera

MM: Norris, I have got you in my sights. You won't do this to the greatest of all time Mark Matzko. Oh no you might think you can go out there on your own, into the wilderness. But I am an excellence hunter, and I will hunt you down till the day you DIE.

Matsko throws his gun and his microphone onto the ring apron, cuts through the ring ropes with wire cutters and leaves up the ramp to a chorus of boos

[Derrick Trotter]

Damn dude not the ropes lmao, Nice little introduction, Sounds like this Matsko is going to be fun, I can see a feud in the making.