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« on: April 29, 2016, 03:30:56 am »

Joey:
“Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. Thanks to my friend who’s seven feet tall, cause humpty dumpty had tha bawls-! Ta act like he isn’t about ta get his secretary spread lookin’ ass wiped across dis floor like we’re mopping up a mess!

A mess load-a bullshit!”


Giuseppe Stasti threw a few air punches, shouting at a few fans on his way down the ramp, but takes a moment to admire a poster from one of the very few admirers of The Jersey Boys.

Joey:
“Thatdidn’trhymewhaddayagonnadoaboutit’!”


Sal jumps up into the apron and steps on the second rope, pulling it down to allow Joey to pass through with the mic still in hand.

Joey:
“Lemme explain somethin’ ta you mistah Trotter. The reason they call dis a handicap match is ‘cause dats how ya leavin’!”


A pause. The microphone dropped from his mouth, before he snapped it back up and shouted;

Joey:
“Handicapp-ed!”


Sal:
“Howyoudoin.”


Joey:
“Not so good Sal I got botha my knee caps blasted off by dese two handsome dudes from Jersey like we was in tha south side a chicago.”


Sal:
“Howyoudoin.”


Joey:
“Not so good, Sal. Ya see they rolled me out onna stretcha and rolled me back in onna wheelchair.”


Sal:
”Howyoudoin.”


Joey:
“Not so good Sal cause now they’re finally putting me out ta pasture like tha lame horse that I am and they’re gonna make glue outta my deadbeat ass.”


Sal:
”Howyoudoin.”


Giuseppe mad a face and looked to Sal, lowering the mic.

Joey:
“I already told you bro.”


Sal:
“What?”


Joey:
“Quit askin’ me how I’m doin. I’m fuckin glue now. End a story. Tha end. Chapta closed for Derrick Trotter.”


Sal:
“I was sayin’ it ta make a point. I wasn't actually askin’ “


Joey:
“What? Dis is why I do all the talkin…”


He raised the microphone back up to his mouth, sahkingnhis head as he looked at Salvatore, before turnung back to the crowd.

Joey:
“As I was sayin’! Get ready ta kiss everyone’s favorite waste-a-space farewell. Cause when us guys get our hands on dis little, pear-shaped, miscreant he’ll be gettin’ a one way ticket to tha old folks home where he friggin’ belongs!”


The crowd whipped up into a chorus of boos. Sal shrugged, holding his hands out to the side. Giuseppe walked the ropes shouting at the fans along the front row until an almost unanimous chant of “Jersey Snores” starts to pick up.

Joey:
“Hold up! I am not finished hea! Your boy is like candy panties; novelty, sounds more exciting than he is, and if you let him near ya lady bits you’ll be walkin’ away with a yeast infection.

Now he is always going on and on about tha damn championships he’s won, but let me explain somethin’ to ya. I don’t know what Lord a tha Rings hobbit hole your rounds ass backside crawled outta, but where I’m from you don’t get braggin’ rights until ya made it to tha top. Nobody is braggin’ about their participation ribbons. Nobody is braggin’ about that second place trophy which….let's face it….is exactly what the Absolute, Carnage, and Psycho championships are….well maybe not Psycho since that blasphemous sonoffabitch managed to get even the former World Champ clamourin’ for a shot at it.

Either way, bro. All that talk about your belts? Just points out the obvious- you haven’t made it to tha top. You’re a half-repper. That guy at tha gym that brags he can lift 215, but doesn’t even go bar to chest. He just moves his friggin elbows at a fifteen degree angle like he’s jerkin’ offa midget.”


Sal:
“A little person.”


Joey:
“Scuse me?”


Sal:
“Midget is offensive. They want to be called little people.”


Joey:
“What? What the ****? Little people sounds even more friggin’ condescendin’ “


Sal shrugged.


Joey:
“Right. Whateva. Like he’s jerkin’ off a little people.”



Sal:
“Person.”


Joey:
“Sal, so help me gawd.”


Joey took a deep breath.

Joey:
“A little person. Ya want the braggin’ rights of having actually accomplished somethin’ without puttin’ in real work. Well, buddy. Us two guys are gonna make you work like a fuckin Fifth Harmony song just ta make it outta that ring alive. ‘cause I may have no **** clue what we are all qualifying for, but when you are as alpha as we are you qualify for fuckin everything.


The boos and chants start up again and this time Joey has had enough. He jumps up onto the second rope and shouts into the microphone.

”And for tha record most of the Jersey Shore crew were from friggin Lon’Gisland! Yeah, they was one a you idiots! So, why don’t cha take a second and reevaluate the fact that you people are basically the dingleberry of New York and get your **** straight!”

He throws the microphone at the barrier before hopping out of the ring followed by Sal.
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 03:33:17 am »

I managed to fudge the copy paste and cut off my entire entrance part. So uh...oops. i had them in Brooklyn.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 03:45:40 am »

LOL!  This bit was absolutely hilarious bro.  I was laughing the entire time I was reading it!  I never thought Sal would be politically correct. Haha.  Great work bud.
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 04:56:11 am »

Thanks man! Your rps have been awesome means a lot you took the time to read! Hahaha yeah,  I just picture Sal being low-key a million times smarter than Seppe (who THINKS he is the brains of the operation lmao!) Gotta take the wind out of his sails sometimes
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 05:48:00 am »

Thanks dude!  I appreciate it.  I always look forward to a promo of the Jersey Boys!  The chemistry between both guys is great.  It all flows well between the two. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 07:00:22 am »

Oh my god, These two are just hilarious, such a fun read, even those these are heel they make me laugh every time, Awesome stuff, I think I might not be advancing lol
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2016, 09:23:47 am »

Nah, don't say that you put out good work! Heels that make everyone laugh I can live with that!
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2016, 04:23:17 am »

If anyone wanted to make a book about hilarious smack talk this would whole RP would be on the front page.
So funny, So well crafted!
The boys are perfect characters and the provide such a fun color to the WWG everytime they show up!

Also i find it hilarious that nobody knows what this tournament is about lol
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