WWG Carnage Suddenly the lighting in the arena fades into blackness. White flashes from cellphones and cameras pepper the arena. A spotlight highlights the entrance way as the fans go wild, anxious to see who comes out. Then the beginning guitar riff of I Wanna Be Your Dog and the arena erupts in a mixed symphonic harmony of cheers and boos. Milking the moment, Mike Mewes takes his time going through the curtains. Finally, he appears dressed in tattered and faded blue jeans, a Led Zeppelin Dazed and Confused 70’ tour shirt coated with a jean jacket.
A mischievous grin shines prominently as he scans the thousands in attendance as the camera swings behind Mike to get a more personal view of the crowd. Aviator sunglasses rest on the bridge of the nose, a glare reflects off the lenses from the lights shining in the rafters. Mike arrogantly struts down the ramp, flirting with the beautiful women lining the railing. He stops in front of a male man, 23 in age roughly who has a “Trottered” sign. The male waves the sign in Mewes’ face. The two begin to exchange before Mewes starts to laugh at the fan. He grabs his crotch and then makes a jerking off motion toward the fan before continuing to the ring. Mewes walks up the steps onto the apron, stopping in the middle while holding onto the ropes. He begins to gyrate his lower body in a seductive manner. Raising his right leg Mike enters the ring, one of the tag team championship straps around his waist. He immediately asks for a mic. Matt Thomas hands Mewes a mic. The lights have now come back on, lighting up the arena like a Christmas tree. With that same mischievous grin he raises the mic to his lips.
You know, there are always two things you can count on when I come out here. Number one…..ratings go up. Number two…the ladies go wild! They get so hot they feel like they are in a sauna. Women in the crowd begin to scream and Mike smiles at the reaction.
So what happens when management doesn’t know what to do to open the show? They come to the most entertaining guy on the roster. They come to the King of Kool, they come….to me! So Licious, because I know this is your first show back and you wanted to make a good impression to Freddy K…..your welcome pal. Mike winks at the camera.
Now, as you all know at Shockwave Ethan Rains and I SHOCKED the world and ended the reign of the Hysteria foundation, becoming….NEW WWG tag team champions, while also forming the stable of **** awesomeness, Magnum P.I.! Right now I would like to officially declare an open challenge, to anyone in the back for these tag titles! He taps the belt resting around his waist.
That’s right I’m calling out anyone in the back! If you got the balls to go toe to toe with Magnum P.I. then step up to the plate! There isn’t a god damn team in the back that can hang with us. Your looking at the new kings of the tag team scene….and it’s going to be one chaotic ride!A solid mix of cheers and boos continue to rain down on the squared circle. Mewes slowly removes his sunglasses, smiling and laughing the whole time. He waits a moment to speak, soaking in the crowd’s reaction, then moves the mic back up to his lips.
But tonight, tonight is a special night. We have a triple threat match against Jake Wood, Braden, and Vengenza. These men battle it out to see who the craziest bastard in the prison ward is. We have The Losers in a handicap match against Trine Larson. We will see if Kid Genius actually will grow some balls and ask out Trine before I beat him to the punch. And then there is the real reason everybody came tonight and that is to see the main event. We have the Absolute champion and a bona fide idiot, Chris Arenas you agree with me I know you do…..Derrick Trotter! Cheers erupt.
And the man who is going to whip his ass all the way back to Pecker, England…..MMMAAAGGGNUM Mike Mewes! Screams are heard again by those ladies who are fans of Mike.
So, since it’s a formality at this point I’m going to give four lucky ladies in the audience tonight V.I.P. to the Magnum P.I. after party to celebrate me becoming the Absolute Champion! He scans the crowd for candidates. The house is packed with women tonight as well as men. Mike looks at a group of four women sitting in the front row. He points to them.
You four. Hey security monkey let those four lovely ladies through. Security lets them into the through and the women walk up the steps. Mewes holds the rope open for them as one by one each woman enters. They all have eager smiles, anxious for the chance to party with the tag team champs.
Well hellllloooo! I don’t know if it’s possible, but, I think I found the four hottest babes in this entire town. Wooooo! I mean it girls you are getting my blood rising if you know what I mean. He chuckles.
Let’s get you ladies……Suddenly Run Through the Hills rips through the arena and the crowd goes insane thinking its Derrick Trotter. Running down the ramp however a midget dressed like the current Absolute Champion. Fans are confused, they do not know what to think, however some begin to laugh at the joke. Wearing a checkered suit the imposter slides into the ring. He immediately heads for one of the girls, humping her leg like a dog in heat. This guy is going to town and the girl tries frantically to shoo him away. Mike intervenes pushing the little Trotter off the woman’s leg.
Whoa! Back up you **** little bastard!Little Trotter looks at Mewes sprinting toward his leg and repeating the act. Mewes shoves him again, sending Little Trotter into the corner.
Jesus, when was the last time you got laid dude. This guy is hornier than a **** unicorn. Mike walks to the corner grabbing Little Trotter by the head and ejects him through the ropes and onto the floor.
And that’s that. I will see all of you again tonight when I become the new WWG Absolute Champion. Until then, ladies I have great place to show alllll of you.Mike’s music hits as he escorts the ladies out of the ring. All five of them step over Little Trotter laying on the ground while they make their way up the ramp.
Backstage Licious is standing with Alex Almon. They are standing near the entrance to the arena.
Alex Almon
Boss one can only assume you are standing near entrance awaiting the arrival of the mystery co gm?Licious
What kind of man, or woman is late for a show they are suppose to be co running. I was here earlier today getting this show read, making sure everything was set up and would run smoothly. This isn't a great first look. Alex Almon
You don't seem happy about the idea of co running the showLicious
Why would i be happy about it? This position was promised to me and now i have to deal with somebody else and there bullshit. Maybe we will get along, maybe they will be cooperative and we can run like a smooth ship. Alex Almon
There is a rumour going around that it could possibly be Lludd Gween or Abram Adams. Licious
Lludd would be a excellent choice. I know Frederick and he wouldn't be that dumb knowing Lludd is a friend of mine. Abram * Licious laughs* Abram is lost. Abram is scared. Abram won't dare show his face around here and that i'm confident about. Chris Arenas
Licious has a point about them not turning up on time.
Adrian Riley
How do we know that this isnt one of Licious's famous schemes.
Chris Arenas
Could be, wouldn't put it past him. We will have to wait and see.
Triple Threat
Jake "The Dragon" Wood vs Braden vs Vengenza The bell had finally rung, and the three would all look at one another deciding what to do first. After a quick gaze of hunger between the three? Vengenza would instantly rush at Jake Wood. Braden decided to stay back and let the two men duke it out. It wasn't his fight at all. Vengenza locked up with Wood and would attempt to out maneuver him, but Wood would simply slide behind his rival. Throwing his arm behind him to wrench on it. Vengenza screamed out in pain, trying to break free. He couldn't throw Wood with mere strength so settled for the next best thing. Vengenza began to throw his elbow back into the face of Swagger multiple times. And soon, he managed to make himself free from the hold that once held him. Turning around, Wood would throw a kick to Vengenza, to keep him off balance. And before you knew it, Wood was going for a strike on his opponents head. But, Vengenza threw a quick jab to Wood’s abdomen, hindering his assault. The two would soon turn around, noticing as Braden appeared out of nowhere and double clotheslined the both of them! The men hit the canvas, and Braden stepped to the ring ropes and began to taunt at his success. Quickly, Vengenza rolled up Wood to a NO COUNT! Shortly afterward, Braden would grasp a hold of Vengenza’s mask and his arm. He used his spur of the moment strength to swing his opponent into the ring ropes again. Once more dispatching him from this fight. Braden wiped at his hands, only to be turned around by Wood who began throwing punches at the face of Braden. Backing him down into a corner. Wood soon began to kick, kick, more kicks. Until Braden was down and laying in a perfect position for him to strike. He turned, to see Vengenza, GERMAN SUPLEX! Wood landed right on the top of his head. Vengenza dropped down, and hooked his legs for the pin count!
1 !
2 !
BRADEN MADE THE SAVE!
And this frustrated the hell out of Vengenza! Wood slowly roll out of the ring from the effects of that nasty German! Infuriated, Vengenza looks at Braden and attempts to huricanrana, but Braden ducks under Vengenza and hits the ropes, then he just spears him! Wood climbs back into the ring and attempts to attack Braden. He hits hem with a forearm to the back of the head. Braden is stunned when Wood attempts to springboard off the ropes but Braden grabs Wood by the hair and drags him down to the mat. Braden quickly jumps on Wood and lands him with a flurry of out of control punches. Vengenza jumps on to the top rope from the apron and springboards into the ring. Braden sees Vengenza out of the corner of his eye and moves off of Wood. Vengenza comes crashing down on Wood with a springboard Legdrop. Braden wasts no time hitting Vengenza with a big boot, that almost knocks is mask off. Braden, picks up Vengenza and throws him out of the ring. Braden picks up Wood and hits him with “THE END”, a devasting spike piledriver.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
MATT THOMAS: Here is your winner.... BRADEN!
Braden picks up Jack Wood and tosses him from the ring. Vengenza has allready left. Braden snatches the microphone from Matt Thomas and pushing him away.
Wretched **** Nobody get your ass out here now. Braden leans over the ropes looking up a the entrance ramp. Braden waits and waits but nothing.
Have it your way.Braden throws the microphone to the ground and exits the ring.
Adrian Riley
What's Braden up to.
Chris Arenas
Who know's, but he won't allow this Wretched obsession to fly.
Backstage we see Ethan Rains walking towards his locker room when he is stopped by Dean Railings
Dean Railings - Ethan, who were those men last week?
Ethan Rains
All in good time Dean.
Ethan pats him on the back and then heads inside the locker room of Magnum PI.
Single Match
Tiger G vs The Rick Tiger and Rick are already in the ring.
Ding Ding!
Tiger extends his hand and Rick shakes it as the two step back and circle. They lock up and Rick goes for a hip toss, but Tiger blocks with his own, which Rick blocks as well. Rick slides into a headlock but Tiger goes for a suplex but Rick rolls forward for a block and takedown but Tiger releases. Rick turns around and meets the boot of Tiger with a spin kick. Rick hits the mat but quickly rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Rick slowly moves back towards the center and they lock up again but Rick gets Tiger in a headlock. He shoves Tiger against the ropes. Tiger bounces off and connects with a drop kick.
Chris Arenas: Tiger G is making a solid debut against the veteran Rick.
Adrian Riley: so he can reverse a few moves, la Dee da
Rick pops back up to his feet and Tiger goes for a jumping elbow but Rick ducks. Tiger turns around and Rick connects with a super kick. He quickly drops down for a pin...
1..2... Kick out!
Rick sits up and attempts to stand up but Tiger quickly reaches up and wraps him up into a crucifix armbar! Rick slides back and forth on the mat, attempting to find leverage to escape the hold. He finally finds himself close enough to the ropes to throw a leg on and Tiger breaks the hold. Tiger stands up and Rick looks up at him as he follows holding his shoulder. Tiger goes for another grapple but Rick connects with an elbow. He quickly turns around and uses the ropes for a springboard but Tiger grabs him in mid air and connects with the "Coup D'Etat" and goes for the pin...
1...2...3!
Ding Ding Ding!
The ref raises Tigers arm in victory as Rick holds his head. Tiger kneels down and offers his hand, Rick takes it and Tiger raises Rick's arm out of respect. Tiger releases his hand and bows to him and goes to exits the ring.
Chris Arenas
Look at the entrance ramp.
Cartel Sinaloa is out onto the entrance ramp and is directing Vengenza to come out and go attack Tiger G. Vengenza slowly walks out from behind the curtains and joins Cartel on the ramp. Venganza stops and looks down at the ring. Cartel is screaming.
Cartel - Get him! Now! Break him! Destroy him.
Adrian Riley
Cartel trying to send Vengenza down to attack Tiger G
Chris Arenas
Vengenza looks abit torn.
Vengenza slowly keeps creeping slowly down the ramp towards the ring. He stops now and then and then keeps heading down. Vengenza reaches halfway and stops again. Tiger G hasn't moved and keeps looking at Vengenza. Vengenza stops and turns around and starts heading back up the ramp. Cartel is furious.
Cartel - What are you doing? Stop! Go get him now.
Vengenza ignores Cartel and heads straight past him and to the back.
Adrian Riley
Looks to me like Cartel is losing his grasp on Vengenza.
Chris Arenas
And he isn't too happy about it either.
Commercial break
Qualifying Match
The Losers vs Trine LarsenThe lights go out in the venue as the vocalizations from the intro of "Blue Eyes Blind" by ZZ War begin. Alternating blue and white lights flash in time with the drums as they kick in. Then suddenly the entire arena is soaked in a bright, white, light and as it fades Trine Larsen can be seen standing center stage.
She leans forward, blowing glitter off of her hands as the exhale plays over the speakers. The blonde smiles, straightening up, and making her way down the ramp. Trine waves at a fan or two as she makes her way to the ring, before hopping up onto the apron, and slipping between the bottom and middle ropes.
Trine makes her way to the far turnbuckle, placing a foot on either side, atop the middle rope, and blows a kiss to the crowd with a wink.
She pulls her T-shirt up, over her head, before balling it up and throwing it into the crowd.
The blonde then jumps down, onto the canvass, as usual the blonde bombshell seems ready to go. She bouces up and down on the souls of her feet but on her face is a huge smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W3A83jBEJk
After the broadcast announcement The Losers burst out from the back with a huge smiles on their faces. Kid Genius has on his normal ring gear but Tony has a back t-shirt one with three wheels on it. The third wheel has an arrow that points up toward Tony.
Adrian Riley: Well this should certainly be an interesting match Chris. It’s no secret that The Losers and Trine Larsen are good friends. And if you hear the rumors there might be even more going on here. How do you think that will effect the match
Chris Arena: Well unlike you I have a job to do so I don’t spend my time reading Teen-Beat like you. But if The Losers had half a brain between them they would use their numbers advantage on Trine Larsen and take the little cheerleader out of the picture quick.
Adrian Riley: You do know that “
Cheerleader” is a former WWG world heavyweight champion?
Chris Arena: yeah yeah yeah whatever you say just let me enjoy the view would ya?
Both Kid Genius and Tony Man move back and forth across the stage as the music builds. They walk to the center of the stage and put up the LOSER sign to their forehead as the beat continues to amp up. Then they bring it down like a gun towards the ring and as the beat drops they fires it toward Trine bouncing in the ring.
Then the ring post all shoot up pyro bright blue to match not only their ring attire this week but Trine’s as well. Both men walk up down the ramp while Kid Genius keeps rubbing the back of his head with and smiling wide at the former champion in the ring. The fans cheer and put up their corresponding LOSER signs to their foreheads. The two walk up to a few younger kids in the front row next the ramp and exchange Loser signs with them before walking up to the ring.
Both men go to the right side of the ring and climb up the respective turnbuckles. The hype up the crowd, point at each other and then back flip off. Kid over shoots it a bit and as he turns on his feet comes really close to Trine. She helps steady him and the two exchange smiles and what looks to be nervous laughter. The crowd is loving it. The cameras pan around to see people cheering and smiling all over the stadium.
The ref moves them apart as Kid Genius walks backward towards his corner to where Tony is standing. Tony makes an “After you” motion with his hands. Kid looks at Trine who bounces her eyebrows up and down at him bouncing on her heels ready to get the match started. Kid Genius looks back at Tony and then again at Trine. He holds his hand out and Tony rolls his eyes as the two play rock, paper scissors. After winning twice in a row KG smiles and pats Tony on the back who simply rolls his eyes and walks up to the middle of the ring as Kid moves to the apron.
Adrian Riley: Looks like Kid Genius is not to eager to get in the ring with Trine Larsen. You think whatever is going on might put a wrench in your numbers game theory?
Chris Arenas: If Kid Genius were half as smart as he think he is he would get in a show that girl who the boss is.
The bell rings as the match begins.
Tony smiles at Trine who smiles back as the two circle each other. They kind of shadow box each other for a few seconds before Tony straightens up and puts his hand out for a hand shake. Trine smiles and moves to shake The Losers hand but once she grabs it he grabs her forearm and puts her down to the mat with an arm drag and tries to go for the quick pin.
Trine kicks out before the ref can even get to the ground and pushes Tony off of her and hoping to her feet. Tony laughs and Trine doesn’t look angry at all laughing with him shaking her head. They begin to circle each other again. Tony rubs his hands together and goes to grapple with Trine but she side steps and sweeps his leg causing him to fall to the mat. She goes for an elbow drop but Tony rolls out of the way. Tony then goes for a elbow drop of his own but Trine rolls out of the way. She springs up and runs towards the ropes bouncing off.
Trine looks like she’s going for a leg drop but Tony rolls away and she lands on her ass. Tony quickly get sup and goes for a kick but Trine lays flat and the kick goes over her, she then kips on to her feet all in one motion. As Tony turns around she grabs the comedian around the waist lifts him up and slams him back on the ground with a belly to belly suplex which she turns directly into a cover.
1..
Tony powers his shoulder up and Trine picks Tony and goes for back suplex this time. Tony shoots his backside out though and causes Trine to lose her grip. He then grabs her head and falls down to the ground with a jaw breaker. Trine grabs her jaw and staggers back as Tony runs up and gives a belly to belly suplex of his own and goes for a cover.
1…
2…
Trine gets her shoulder up and pops up to his feet allowing Trine to get to her feet. Kid Genius’s face looked a little uneasy as Tony hit the move the crowd seemed to be having a very good time. Tony Mann moves, grabbing Trine and Irish whipping her to the ropes. She bounces off them comes back and ducks the clothesline attempt from Mann, She hits the other ropes and then leaps high in the air for a huge clothesline of her own. Mann staggers back but is still standing. She hits a standing drop kick on Mann who staggers back into her corner of the ring. She then leaps on top of Mann and somehow uses her strength and monkey flips Mann to the center of the ring. Trine then climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a frog splash and goes for the cover.
1…..2….Kick out!
Adrian Riley: Close call for Tony Mann, Trine is still in this match.
Chris Arenas: I don’t really care who wins, Only last week they were sucking up to each other. I hope they kick the crap out of each other. This is World Generation Wrestling not Degrassi High.
Trine stands up and waits for Tony to get to his feet. Tony scoots back a little bit from the former world champion with a look on his face that is half shock half laughter. He stands to his feet and the runs at Trine. Trine goes for the roundhouse kick but Tony baseball slides under it and when she turns around Tony is up on his feet a jumping up and hitting a Hurricanrana on Ol Blue eyes. Tony moves over to Kid Genius and goes for the tag but Kid looks at his partner like he’s not sure if he wants to take it. Tony sighs and moves back to Trine picking her up and hitting her with a pretty decent European uppercut. He then whips her into the right side turnbuckle. Tony runs at her and jumps up to the top turnbuckle and looks he’s going to go for some face punches but he stops. The crowd laughs as Tony looks over at Kid Genius. Trine’s face being in a very interesting position in relation to Tony’s. Kid Genius does not look happy at all but Tony just shrugs and moves to start throwing down punches. However Trine grabs the Comedian’s legs and walks him away from the turnbuckle as it looks like she’s about to hit Tony with a huge power bomb. However at the last second Tony leans forward and flips Trine down and turns it into a pin attempt.
1..
Trine gets out, rolls toward the turnbuckle. Tony rushes her but Trine uses the ropes to pick her knees up hitting Tony in the jaw. As Tony staggers back Trine runs at him. Tony however quickly reverse this and Irish whips her back in the same turnbuckle. Tony then runs at Trine again but she rolls out of the way and back towards the center of the ring. Tony was prepared this time however and jumped up to the ropes turning his momentum into a flying crossbody. It looked as if it was going to work too had Trine not sent a shockwave across the entire arena by catching the Loser in mid air and planting him hard down onto the mat with a falling powerslam. All around the Arena people jumped to their feet at Trine went for the pin.
1…...
2….
Kick out!
Adrian Riley: Oh my god! Did you just see that?! Trine really going for it now, She is all over Tony Mann!
Chris Arenas: Really, Oh what joy.
Adrian Riley: are you honestly saying you aren’t impressed by that? Trine Larsen just caught Tony Mann out of the sky!
Chris Arenas: I feel like my grandmother could do more damage than Tony Mann
Trine stands up still rubbing her jaw and looking over at Kid Genius. She she gestures at him with a “So? You coming in or what?”
A chant of “She’s your daddy *clap clap clapclapclap*” fills the arena as Kid face turns a bright red. Kid doesn’t really seem to know what to do and Trine puts her hands to her hips and looks a little annoyed. But then she sighs and Trine slowly moves back to Tony dragging him to the center of the ring again and climbs the turnbuckle and goes for another frog splash but Tony moves out of the way just in time as the fans goes wild, Tony dives over and, before Kid can object, tags in his partner. The stadium roars in approval. Tony rolls out of the ring, with a smile and one arm pinned to his stomach. The ref calls that he saw the tag and Kid looks shocked and terrified as he looks down at his friend. “You got his bro. She’s all yours” can be heard from one of the close up camera mics as Tony smiles through the pain on the arena floor.
Kid turns around slowly walks over to Trine who was holding her stomach in pain. Kid he helps her to her feet but Trine grabs him and tosses him against the ropes. When Kid bounces back she kicks him hard in the gut with a roundhouse kick. Kid bends down and Trine grabs his head and kicks off the ropes nailing the Can’t Even!
She then goes for the pin.
1…..
2……
Kick out!
Trine gets up and moves over to the turnbuckle as Kid Genius lays on the ground holding his head. Trine lets out a puff of air and has her hands on her hips as she looks at Kid slowly moving to his feet. Trine gets on the outside apron and as KG gets to a vertical bases he springboards off looking for the corkscrew kick portion of Bits N’ Pieces. However Kid reacts on instinct and grabs Trine’s leg in the air and whips her to the ground with a huge powerbomb and the crowd goes nuts. Trine looks like she is out cold and Kid still looks like he is shaking the effects of the other move out of his head when he realizes what he just did.
Chris Arenas: That’s how you do it! Maybe he’s not so dumb after all
Adrian Riley: Trine Larsen was slammed to the mat ladies and gentlemen right of the air by a vicious powerbomb that frankly I don’t think Kid Genius meant to do.
Chris Arenas: Gold before hoes Riley. Now go for the pin and get out of here
Kid takes a few steps back his hand over his mouth. Kid slowly moves back over to Trine who is just starting to stir and moves closer to her to check if she’s all right. This proves to be a mistake as Trine Larsen springs to life and locks KG in Trine Larsen’s signature submission hold, Gotcha. The crowd goes wild as Kid’s eyes bulge and he fights against the locked in submission hold that the former world champion synched in.
Adrian Riley: Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha! This could be all over folks! Kid Genius is fading fast and Trine could be on her way to a shot at the world title at Ground Zero!
Chris Arenas: This is what happens when you are too busy thinking with what’s inside your pants.
Kid’s fire slowly begins to die as the ref asks him if he wants to quit. Kid doesn’t respond and the ref picks up his arm
It falls
He lifts it up again
It falls
The ref lifts it up a third time
Out of somewhere Kid finds the strength to keep his arm up in the air. He starts to build up something inside him self as Trine puts everything she had on the hold. Kid Genius begins to stand but Trine doesn’t let go of the hold. The crowd is going absolutely crazy as Kid holds Trine in the air while still locked in the submission hold. Kid falls back down to one knee for a second but then stands again. He takes Trine and the swings her around and around until she finally lets go and then goes flying into the ref knocking him out of the ring.
Adrian Riley: The ref has been taken out!
Chris Arenas: no **** Sherlock
Kid Genius holds his throat and tries to shake the dizziness out of his head. Trine pulls her self up using the ropes and then as Kid turns around nails him with the “You Don’t Need That” right to the face sending him crashing to the ground. Trine Larsen looks out at the fans who are all on their feet as she moves over towards the top ropes and climbs to the top. She set it up and flies nailing a downed Kid Genius with The Scrappy Splash!
Adrian Riley: The ref is still out of the ring
Chris Arenas: it’s like she’s never wrestled a match before.
Trine Larsen goes for the pin but then realizes that the ref is still out of the ring. Trine pulls herself off of KG and stands up to move to where the ref got knocked out. However out of nowhere Tony Mann slides back in the ring and grabs Trine by the head and nails her with The Punch-Line!
Adrian Riley: What?!
Chris Arenas: it’s about damn time
Adrian Riley: Tony Mann just snuck in and hit Trine with a massive Punch-Line! The ref didn’t see it.
Chris Arenas: When you’re booked in a two on one match you fight two on one. No shame in that.
There are a few boos heard from the crowd as most don’t really know how to react to what just happened. Tony rubbed the back of his head as he looked back and forth between both Trine and Kid who were both out. After a moment of what looked like a moral questioning Tony pulled KG closer to the knocked out Trine and placed his hand arm over her chest. Then he flipped KG’s hand around so it was palm down on one of the two very voluptuous areas on said chest. The comedian rolled out of the ring, helped the ref back in, and pointed at the super stars. The ref tried to shake the pain from his head and made the count
1….
2….
3….
Ding, Ding, Ding.
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS TONY MANN & KID GENIUS, THE LOSERS!!
Party Rock Anthem Remix hits as Tony rolls out of the ring. Both Trine and Kid seem to be out of it but the loud music and change in tone causes them to stir. Tony walks up the ramp with a “oops” face as the crowd is still a little mixed at how the match went down.
Adrian Riley: Well The Losers picked up the victory but… I don’t know how I feel about how they went about it
Chris Arenas: what are you talking about? This is how the game is played. Hell I always thought Kid Genius was the smart one but now I’m not so sure.
Adrian Riley: however controversial it looks like The Losers will be moving on to the next stage of the tournament.
Commercial break Carnage returns from commercial break and Tony Man is walking backstage when he is stopped by a random backstage crew member.
Crew
Tony. Licious wants to see you. Tony nods and starts heading towards the office.
Crew
Ah, Tony. He's this way. At the entrance doors. [/i]
Tony Man
Righto. Thanks. Tony walks down and stands next to Licious and pecks out the door.
Tony Man
What we looking for?This startles Licious who jumps elbowing Tony in the shoulder.
Licious
Don't sneak up on me like that again!Licious takes a moment to compose himself.
Licious
Don't worry about what i'm doing, I have some great news for you. Originally i was going to allow the winner tonight to advance to the Crazy 8 Match but i have a better idea now. I've been informed that you and Kid were the winners tonight. Let me tell you this, it's not the end of the road. You have one match left. Next week. Winner advances to the final. That match will be The Losers against Each other. Chris Arenas
Oh snap!
Adrian Riley
This is going to be interesting.
The scene switches to Kai Shepard who is walking towards the entrance ramp.
Adrian Riley
Kai Shepard, that must mean up next the triple threat to see who advances in this tournament to advance to the Crazy 8 Match.
Chris Arenas
My money is on Wretched Nobody!
Adrian Riley
What, look.
Chris Arenas
Kai is being stalked. It's been awhile but the stalker is back.
The lights in the hallway have dimmed down and you can't see who it is but you can notice someone is following. Kai hasn't felt it yet as he is ready for his match up.
Commercial Triple Threat Qualifyier
Wretched Nobody vs Kai Shepard vs The Jersey Boys Wretched Nobody is the only one standing. The Jersey Boys are both on the outside of the ring on the mat. Kai Shepard is down inside the ring and is trying to get back to his feet but Wretched puts his foot on the back of Kai and pushes him back to the ground. Grace is on the outside looking pleased, directing Nobody.
Adrian Riley
Earlier this was anybody's match but the tide has turned into Wretched's favor.
Chris Arenas
He looks more dangerous now then he did earlier. I wouldn't like to be Kai right now.
Wretched rips up Kai but then tosses him aside as Sal is back into the ring. Wretched hits him with the Sedative as Sal charged towards him. Joey has also snuck into the ring but Wretched takes him down with the creeping the dark kick. Kai then with a forearm smashes Wretched in the face. Kai uses the ropes and springboards off hitting him with another forearm smash. Wretched stumbles but is still standing on his feet.
Chris Arenas
Where did this all come from?
Kai goes for a third forearm smash using the ropes for a springboard but Wretched hits him with a sedative while he is in the air knocking him to the ground and Kai rolls to the outside of the ring. Wretched then turns his attention to Sal and Joey. Sal is up first and Wretched grabs him from behind and hits the Lobotomy. Grace then tells him to hit Joey with one and that exactly what Wretched does.
Adrian Riley
Omg look Chris.
Chris Arenas
He's back. This is what he was talking about earlier.
We can hear a scream and on the outside of the ring is Braden who has Grace. Braden has Grace's hands hooked and in the Wrack of Death position as he looks up at Wretched with a sick smile on his face. Wretched tries to leave the ring quick enough but Braden hits the Wrack of Death and then quickly jumps into the crowd and screams
" Have i got your attention yet"
Chris Arenas
Look inside the ring.
Kai Shepard is on the top rope sizing up Sal. Wretched is on the outside of the ring not knowing if to chase Braden or check on Grace and is oblivious to the going on's in the ring.
Adrian Riley
I don't think Kai knows whats going on either.
Kai jumps hitting Sal with the Kai of the storm.
1....2....Wretched tries to break the count but he is too slow. 3. Ding, ding.
Matt Thomas
Here is your winner, Kai Shepard.
Adrian Riley
He's done it. Kai moves on.
The referee raises Kai's hand in victory. Wretched is on the outside checking on his Grace. Braden has high tailed it. Carnage goes to a commercial break. When Carnage returns Kai Shepard is still at ringside and is signing autographs for the fans when "My Time" blasts and out comes Licious.
Chris Arenas
Here comes the boss!
Adrian Riley
The co general manager. Frederick is still the boss.
Licious heads down to the ring and gets inside and Matt Thomas hands him a microphone. Kai Shepard signs one last autograph and then is about to leave the area. The music stops.
Licious
Wait, Kai. Please join me inside the ring.
Kai enters the ring.
Licious
I have some news that you particularly will be interested in hearing. The entire WWG locker room should be interested in. I have some major news regarding the WWG Carnage Championship and what it will mean to the WWG. It's value is about to sky rocket. When suddenly the lights in the arena go out. The screen turns on and begins to play.
The crowd can be heard erupt. The lights are still out.
Chris Arenas
No **** way! Abram Adams!
The lights come on and there is now Abram Adams. Instead stands another man.
The music dies and the man has a microphone in his hand. Before he can speak Licious interupts. Looking relieved that Adams wasn't here.
Licious
Who the **** are you? I'm sorry for the entrance. It had to be done. I would of loved to have seen your face. Do we have night vision? I should of kept the lights on. Ohwell you learn from your mistakes. The crowd is bummed about no Abram but they are curious.
Who the **** am i? I'm the man who will be aiding you in running this ship. You can call me The General. I am the man that has been appointed co general manager by Freddy Mac. I was warned about you Licious, and nice games trying to delay my arrival here tonight. Also kudos on stealing my plans for the carnage championship and trying to reveal them as your own. There is boo's at the crowd towards Licious.
The General
We will get to that in a moment. I want to tell you a little about myself. I'm not here for the money or the fame. I didn't come from a business background. No, i am like each and everyone of you. A fan. Only last week i was sitting in attendance. I tune in every week, from day one. I sat thru the Licious Era. I am here to make sure we don't have to suffer like that again.
The crowd is getting behind the general.
The General
Moving on. My plans for the Carnage championship. The Carnage Championship is a fighting championship and we've seen that most weeks with Kai defending and defending and defending that title. I want to give something back to the champion who can successfully defend that title 6 times. The chance to cash in the carnage championship, making it vacant, for a chance to wrestle the World Champion at the following PPV. The crowd cheer.
Adrian Riley
I like it.
Chris Arenas
I don't like this new guy. The General? Who the **** he thinks he is, tell us your name douche.
The General
The decision is always there's and they simply don't have to cash in, they can continue to be the WWG Carnage Champion. Which brings me to my next park. Kai Shepard you have just advanced into the Crazy 8 Match at Ground Zero and you will meet the champion Jason King, Marcus Collins and either Tony Man or Kid Genius. This championship match will no longer just be about the World Heavyweight Championship but also the Carnage Championship because both belts will be on the line and the winner takes all. The World Champion in control of the very belt that could bring his downfall. I believe this is a match that everyone involved wants to win. The new co general manager lays down his microphone taking his leave. Licious isn't pleased and Carnage heads to commercial break.
Carnage returns from commercial break and Derrick Trotter is all ready for his match and about to leave his locker room when there is a knock at the door. Standing there is The General.
The General
Sorry to bother you before your big championship match against Mike Mewes. I saw what Chris Arenas has been doing lately, and i seen Licious deny you the opportunity for some revenge. Before you go out there tonight i want to let you know that next week you will get your revenge against Chris Arenas in the steel cage match you wanted. Goodluck. Chris Arenas
This is **** bullshit, i need to see Licious.
Adrian Riley
What? Right now?
Chris gets up from his announce seat and heads up the ramp leaving Adrian on his lonesome. Carnage heads to commercial break. When we return.
Licious is in his office. He sitting behind his desk as ponders over what will be the outcome of tonight’s show. He himself has a lot riding on tonight’s show. He looking at his laptop as he clicks away on his wireless mouse. There is a knock at the door and this doesn’t excite Licious.
LICIOUS: Go Away I’m Busy!
Licious settles back into what he was doing on his laptop, then another knock at the door.
LICIOUS: I said I’m busy!
Another knock at the door and Licious is no longer annoyed now he’s furious. Licious slams his laptop shut and gets up from his seat. He walks with a purpose over to the door. He opens the door with another, and door almost flies off the hinges. Standing on the other side is a delivery man. It’s not FedEx or UPS on his shirt, just some random letters. He stands there with a package in his hand.
LICIOUS: What the hell do you want?
As if the package didn’t give it away, the man answers anyway.
Delivery Man: A package here for the man in charge, I’m told that would be you!
LICIOUS: Well you’ve been told right! I am the man in charge.
Licious snatches the package from the man.
LICIOUS: You get anymore packages you bring them right here, cause I’m running this place, NOW!
Licious slams the door in the man’s face. Licious looks at the package as he walks back over to his desk. He notices it doesn’t have a name or address on it. He walks back over to the door and opens it, but the delivery man is gone. He closes the door back. He puts the package on the desk and opens it. Inside of the package is an envelope. Licious rips open the envelope and inside and is a piece of paper. Licious sits behind his desk and realizes that the piece of paper is a letter. It reads:
____________________________________________________________________________
Dear WWG,
If you are reading this letter assume that you are in charge. If you are reading this you know that things are beginning to change. The seasons are beginning to change. The weather is constantly changing. Just like everything else, the World Wrestling Generation is about to change. Is it a change for the better or a change for the worst? The best answer is; it depends on who you ask. Because the time of change is near. Your actions...your words...you are going to have to pay for everything that you have done. You know me, but I won’t tell you the who just yet. I would tell you the where, but even I don’t know. What I will tell you is the when. SOON!
Yours Truly,
Who, What, When, Where
____________________________________________________________________________
Liciuos looks as puzzled as ever as he crushes up the letter in his hand.
Commercial break
Absolute Title
Derrick Trotter vs Mike MewesBefore the match begun Ethan Rains joined Derrick Trotter on the announce booth. Quarter way thru the match Rodney came out to join him also.
Ethan Rains
I still don't get why Rodney had to come out. We have it covered you little grot worm. When will you understand that nobody likes you, nobody likes any Trotter. Rodney
The fans love us. Adrian Riley
It's been great to be joined here by both of you after Chris left me high and dry.
Rodney
He wasn't too dry last week. Ethan Rains
Okay that's a little funny. Inside the ring Mewes has Derrick in the corner and he slaps him across the face. Derrick snaps grabbing Mewes and tackling him to the ground and he starts laying into Mewes. Mewes pushes him off and quickly slides outside the ring. Derrick though gets outside the ring and receieves a quick to the midsection for doing so and Mewes then throws him into the steel ring steps. Mewes then walks over and says something to some bird in the crowd. Mewes turns back around grabbing Derrick and walking him over slamming his face into the announce table.
Ethan Rains
This is Mike **** Mewes. Mr Kool. Deal with it. Mewes tosses Derrick up onto the announce table and then tells Rodney to suck it.
Rodney
Real mature. Mewes walks around ringside then slides into the ring and back out to break up the count. Mewes then runs towards Derrick as he is getting off the announce table and goes for a superman punch but Derrick hits him with a cashing in while Mewes is in the air. Both men lay on the outside. Derrick is the first one up and he picks up Mewes and tosses him into the ring and quickly makes the cover.
1..2...Mewes kicks out.
Derrick gets up and signals for a market stall powerbomb. Derrick has him in position but down the ramp comes Chris Arenas.
Adrian Riley
What the **** is Chris doing.
Chris jumps up onto the apron and the referee goes over allowing Mewes to low blow Derrick. Mewes then quickly hits him with a death by sexy and Chris jumps down and the referee counts.
1....2....3! NO! Derrick kicks out. Mewes can't beleieve it. Rodney has left the announce table and has chased Chris from ringside who bails up the ramp. Rodney stays at ringside but Ethan is behind him and turns him around and goes to punch him but Rodney blocks and then kicks Ethan in the nuts and he drops. Rodney then jumps up onto the apron and has the referee's attention. Gomi though comes from nowhere dropkicking Rodney in the back from outside the ring. Gomi lands hard himself on the outside. Mike Mewes has now found himself up on the top rope looking down at Derrick. Mewes jumps looking for the Air Mewes. At the last moment Derrick gets his knee's up connecting the ribs of Mewes. Derrick then quickly goes to the other side of the ring and hits Mewes with a Cashing in followed by a pinfall.
1...2...3! NO! Gomi has grabbed the referee and nailed him on the outside knocking him out. Gomi slides into the ring but Rodney is now back in the ring and charges at him taking him over the ropes with a clothesline, Rodney goes with him. Derrick signals for another referee to come down as he covers Mewes again. A referee comes running down and makes the count
1...2..Mewes kicks out!
Derrick backs up again looking to hit mewes with another Cashing in Spear. Mewes gets up and Derrick charges but Derrick is knee'd in the head. Mewes then goes for another Death By Sexy. Mewes has him up but Trotter counters down and rolls up Mewes into a small package.
1...2...3, ding ding.
Adrian Riley
Derrick has done it! Derrick retains.
Matt Thomas
Here is your winner and STILL WWG Absolute Champion, Derrick Trotter.
Rodney rolls into the ring and hugs his brother. The referee hands him the belt and the Trotters stand tall inside the ring. Mewes has rolled to the outside and can't beleive it. Derrick and Rodney leave the ring and start celebrating with there fans are ringside. Mewes though regrouped with Ethan and Gomi arent having a bar of it, they come up behind Derrick and Rodney. Mewes grabs Derrick and throws him into the ring. Rodney is sent into the steel ring steps by Ethan. Gomi joins Mewes inside the ring where Derrick is on the ground.
Adrian Riley
Its Kai Shepard!
Kai comes running down the ramp and gets up onto the apron and comes flying over smashing Gomi in the face with a forearm. Mewes goes for a quick at Kai but he ducks underneath and then spings off the ropes taking down Mewes with a smash to the face. Rains on the outside quickly grabs Mewes pulling him outside and Gomi has done this also. Magnum PI retreat for tonight as Kai helps Derrick to his feet and Derrick celebrates his championship victory.
Adrian Riley
Maybe the Trotters can challange for the Team Titles.
Carnage heads to commercial.
