Game Time.

[Derrick Trotter]

You wanna throw a party Rodders?

What for?

Leaving the EU.

Yeah sure man, We out of that ****, We are British again.

Derrick and Rodney do a high five.

We can also celebrate becoming number one contenders again for the team champs.

Good idea Rodders.

They both do a little dance.

Peckham Street boys v Magnum PI one more time.

Yeah baby, This week though we have to take care of dumber and dumber.

Who?

Twit and twat.

Ah you mean Abban & Sebastian, Dell?

Yeah, Two members of the goon squad, Two members that need to be put down down and taken out.

And best thing about it, The General has banned the other members of the good squad from ringside. Let’s how good they really are.

Derrick and Rodney are in there hotel in the Florida sunshine out on the balcony checking out all the chicks sitting round the pool.

Hey Dell look at that one, Man what I wouldn’t do to get that one in my bedroom.

You would have no chance Rodders, Anyway what happen to that lass you were seeing, You went out on a date but you came back like 12 am. Not bad when you said that you were not coming home to the morning.

Don’t wanna talk about it.

Why not?

She had a boyfriend already.

What?

Yeah, He caught me kissing her, We fought, I kicked his ass, She cried, I dumped her for lying to me.

Damn bro, Not good,Plenty more fish in the sea I suppose?

Yeah, Them's the breaks bro, Never mind, Hey.

What you need is a good old fashioned **** up Rodders.

Sounds good to me.

We can also celebrate when we kick the crap out of Tom and Jerry.

The two men that have been a thorn in our side since they came here. They need to be brought down to earth with a big hard bump.

Yeah and what’s with Ethan, Man that wanna be gangster thinks he’s better than us. He thinks were not worth his time, Well feck him. We shall show him who’s worth who’s time. Abban & Sebastian,  The two retards who think they are the best thing since sliced bread, We are the Trotters. We fight fire with fire. We fight till the death. We are like a pair of killing machines, We are……

Derrick looks over at Rodney who is now stood up on the table flexing his skinny arms and trying to show off to the women below them at the pool.

What the feck are you doing Rodders?

Posing for the chicks at the pool Derrick.

Get down,You're an embarrassment to the Trotter name.

Screw you, The birds are loving it.

Derrick looks down and the women seem to be drawing into Rodney posing efforts.

Hey, Move up I’m  going to show em who really got the muscle.

Derrick jumps on the table and takes his shirt off. His belly is over hanging on his shorts. He flexes his biceps and the skin flaps sway in the cool breeze as they look down, The women have left the pool in disgust.

Look at that Dell, You made the women leave.

Derrick jumps down the table and snarls at Rodney who also jumps down.

Listen Rodders, I’m not really bothered about those tarts down below us, I’m more bothered about Abban & Sebastian they will be the ones that are leaving the ring in a pile of there own blood.


Rodney sits down in his chair as does Derrick.


Yeah Bro, Those two idiots will know what it’s like in the ring with the Trotters. We may act around out of it but we kick ass in it. Just ask The Losers and The Jersey boys last week. We kicked there arse all over the place.

That we did Rodders. And then Magnum **** ants tried to take control of the show but we sorted that **** out with the general and the rest of the roster.

Hey don’t forget that if or should I say when we beat them too wanna be **** tards we shall have to do it in the fastest time possible. Because Derrick time to shine is back and this is a beat the clock challenge match.

So true Rodders. We have to bet them first then kick the **** outta of em. We win this then one of us advances to the next round. I wonder if we both get a shot at the title or next week we face of singles competition?

Good question Derrick, Hell we may even face each other. I suppose it’s going to be just the luck off the draw. But for this week me and Derrick are going into a battle, A battle that we know we can win.

We shall come out at the other side victorious and be one step closer to winning the world heavyweight title. Which is held at the moment by Marcus Collins. But all that could change, All we need to do one simple thing and that is to get the fastest time possible. We do that and were on our way bro.

Very true Rodney, The fastest time wins this little tournament and you know us Trotters with Tournaments and against all odds, We win em all. Only recently I won a Tournament to become number one contender for the Absolute championship and I won it, And won the title too against Wretched nobody.

And then only last week the Peckem Street boys won in a tag match to become the number one contenders for the team championships.

Every fecker is saying that we can’t beat Abban & Sebastian, Well listen up me old muckers, Me and Rodders love being the underdogs, It makes us wanna fight even harder to prove all you doubters wrong. You listening Rayven?

We read what you were said about us on the fans zone, Saying that we can’t fight our way out of a paper bag. Trust me we can fight, You should know this, Sure I haven’t beaten you but you sure as hell know that you're in a fight with with me. So if I were you I would keep that mouth of yours shut.

Abban & Sebastian You two big boys need a lesson in Trotterissum and me and Rodney are are going to show you what it’s like to get Trottered.

Derrick and Rodney give each other a high five and sit back and relax as the scene then fades to black.




 

[J-Dub]

Classic line: what the feck are you up to rodders?

Has to be in ever RP I swear lol! I like how you added the current events with the EU thing, big deal there in your life, as well in the lives of the characters. It's easier for you of course but I like when people pay attention to characters hometowns to use in their stuff.

As always another classic trotter RP back and forth! Always entertaining!

[Derrick Trotter]

Thanks bro, Will leave feedback on yours when I get the chance

[J-Dub]

Oh boy, Trotter feedback, scary!

[Derrick Trotter]

Watch it, You might just get Trotterd

[Abram Adams]

Its always good to incorporate real life matters into your characters RPs, well, almost always good.  I can always rely on Derrick Trotter to put a smile on my face when I read Trotter RPs, its just a certain way the dialogue is written and everything is said that you get this feel Trotter is still there and will always be the guy that entertains you. There could be a little more trash talk in this, but all in all this was a fun read as always, Trotter is becoming a well known figure in the WWG which is good.

[Derrick Trotter]

Thanks bro, It was a little hard on the trash talk as I didn't know too much off my opponents this week other than there in Magnum P.I So I just made up some stuff lol.

Thanks for the feedback bud and welcome back bud.

[Jason King]

This was a very fun and very good RP
You stayed true to the characters and you reached out into the world and made them real which is the best thign anyone could do.
It was funny but at the same time i think it was straight up. The trotter are one of the only faces in the company and they are growing better and better every time.

I also love how you specifically made mention that the Trotter boys aren't like Magnum P.I. with all this "getting ladies" and stuff. It was a nice touch that i hope doesn't' get under appreciated

nice work

[Derrick Trotter]

Thanks man, It seams that when i just get to the key board and start typing the words just flow, When i try to think about it it takes for ever.

Glad you liked it bud. Thanks for the kind words.