Message #148193

[The Wretched Nobody]

(Wow... Well since the rules are out the window and we can just assault who we want, when we want with no concern for the federation or anyone else's character development....)

The arena lights flicker - and Jason Ling wets his pants in fear.  The lights right themselves and Mr. Black is seen still giggling to himself as he massages his crotch and eerily eyeballs a child in the front row.  But behind him is the one man who he might not want to assume that position - The Wretched Nobody!  Nobody grabs up Mr. Black in A Trephination and plants him down across the guard railing very likely breaking the man's back.  Nobody then takes the remote and - much like King had, and not entirely WWG's most tech savvy man - he starts pressing buttons and accidentally plays back, word for word every chant, cheer and jubilant raving the so called "Audience" had ever rambled out for King... Basically proving that King's career was as pointless as his title run.  In frustration The Wretched Nobody pets open the mouth of Mr. Black and jams the remote down his throat, like King has with his own throbbing, Cialis inspired member so many times before.  With no microphone of further foolery - Nobody roars at King.

₩retched Nobody> At Time to Shine... Your talk is Useless!


Grace laughs hysterically in the ring at King as if anything that had happened was in any way the worst thing she's endured in life.  The lights flicker and when they come back up we see a bare naked Jason King standing before an entire arena - no trickery, no excuses and no way to alter this situation, King emits a massive gaseous eruption from his posterior that ejects an incredible, near Horse like amount of semen out onto the audience behind him - with a tiny goldfish suckling at his half inch member, tens of thousands of people all laughing at him in unison. A humiliating moment he'll surely sobbingly masturbate to later on tonight.

(Like really... You don't have a monopoly on being a prick to people and doing wtf you want to their characters.  Normally I'd have a rant - but all I'm going to say is... Smarten up, and get with the program, dude.)