A day at the zoo

[Derrick Trotter]

Oi Rodders get us an ice cream old mucker.

Right oh Dell.

Derrick and Rodney are at the zoo trying to come to terms that they are targets after the beat down they suffered on the last Carnage by Wretched nobody and Maxwell Lord.

Rodney goes to the ice cream van and orders two cones, the first one strawberry for Derrick with some red sauce on it and the second a chocolate flavored one for Rodney with chocolate sauce on it. He pays the man in the van then takes the cones of him and walks over to Derrick who is standing next to the lion enclosure staring down at the lions as its feeding time.

Oi, Dumn ass, Here’s ya ice cream.

Rodney shouts at Derrick he looks a little embarrassed as there  are some children with their mother who can hear him. The mother looks at Derrick in a stern way and grabs her son and daughter’s arms and takes them away.

Rodney looks at the mother and blows her a raspberry and hands Derrick his ice cream cone.

What the hell is wrong with you Rodney, Their's children about and you’re using that kind of language?

Rodney licks his ice cream, The cream then covers all his mouth in a perfect circle.

Oi, Stop being such a ****, I just wanna enjoy what time I have left on this planet.

Derrick grabs his cone and licks the cream of the tip of the cone with out getting any cream all over his mouth like Rodney.

What you on about, Time left on this planet?

Rodney sighs a little before looking at his brother dead in the eye.

Were you not here last week, Or can you not remember the beating we took when Wretched and Lord of the apes kicked the living crap out of us.

Derrick turns his head away from Rodney and continues to look at the lions ripping the fresh meat thrown at them by the handlers that are safely hidden away in the jeep which is green in color trying to blend in with the lions den.

To be honest Rodney I didn’t want to be reminded about that, I’m still pissed off that Magnum P.I cheated their way to victory and yet we can’t prove a god damn thing.

Rodney places his right arm over Derrick’s shoulders and finishes his ice cream.

Hey come on bro, Let’s forget about Magnum man, Lets walk over to the the monkey enclosure that might cheer you up about, Besides I think that lion is looking at you and thinking lunch.

Derrick cracks a little smile as Derrick and Derrick takes the last bite of his ice cream. They both walk away down the path that leads to the monkey enclosure grown adults can be heard laughing in the distance so Derrick and Rodney start to run where they can hear the laughter.

They look into the monkey enclosure and they start to laugh with all the other adults that are there. Two young children no more than 3 or 4 are wondering why the adults are laughing.

Hey, Derrick, Look there's Wretched nobody with a hard on.

Rodney points to the left of Derrick who can’t hold his laughter anymore and burst into tears as he see’s the monkey with red hair bold as brass with a hard on, Stiff as a board.



Hey, Hey Rodney, Look over their, Grace and Lord are having a tender moment together.

Rodney looks to his left and we can see why the first monkey has a hard on, Two monkeys are cuddling close together. Derrick and Rodney can’t contain themselves and both start laughing till there sides hurt.



Oh my god, That was hilarious Derrick, See I told you that this was a good idea, Get outside have some ice cream and some laughs along the way.

Ya not kidding my old mucker. I thought Lord was going to split Grace in two, And poor Wretch had to sit there and watch.

Ha ha, Yeah man, But listen I don’t want to spoil the good mood were in but  listen Derrick, Wretched and Lord said we are targets just because, A: Were after the team championships and B: they want your Absolute title. These are real threats to us. We need to get serious, No more games. We need to get tough.

Derrick’s smile turns to a frown as the monkeys he has just witnessed having a good time have finished and gone back to grooming each other. He then looks towards Rodney.

You're damn right Rodders, These two big lumps are a big threat to us both, No more feeling sorry for ourselves, No more telling in our self pity, No more looking for excuses why we lost. It’s time we took the fight to them. Time we stood on our own two feet. We seem to be taking one step forwards and two steps back. Never getting ahead of the game.

Exactly right Derrick, We have been too soft for our own good. We need to run over this obstacle that stands in our way of being champions. They came out of nowhere. They have their own mouthpiece in Grace brutal and the best way to shut her up is to take her favorite toys out of the game. We do that she goes away into the darkness where she came.

You know what Rodders, We can beat them, They are indestructible, They are not unstoppable they are human beings like you and me. They can be hurt, They can be knock down and we are the guys that will do it.

Damn straight bro, They think they can scare us, NO they can’t we shall be the immovable objects, We shall be the ones that can’t be knocked down or get hurt. We shall feel no pain, We shall dominate these so called hard men off wwg. We shall then rid them out of our lives for good.

You think you can just attack us without any consequences, Well think again, We are the Trotters and we are here to let you know that we are not going away without a fight. We shall night die in the night, We are going to hit hard and knock you two for six.

And you know what Rodders, We are going to get those tag belts sooner rather than later, We are going to be tag team champions, I am going to keep hold of my Absolute title, These idiots think that we are the targets, Oh hell no, You ARE. You have a great big fat target on your backs and we are the arrows that are going to pierce that target. Then my old muckers you two shall disappear. We shall prove to the world we are not scared of you or anyone that gets in our way. We shall win, We shall hurt you and your little Grace Brutal shall keep her big mouth shut. You know why, Because you guys are going to get Trottered.

 





 

[Van HeLLsing]

Lol.  The Trotters always crack me up.  This was a very entertaining read.  Good luck bro.

[The Wretched Nobody]

Yeah you hit the mark on everything I would look for in a role play - but omg those pics are awesome!! 

[Derrick Trotter]

Ha ha couldn't resist the pictures Scott I thought they were too funny so put them up there in the end.

[J-Dub]

Im sitting here at work, and now I want Ice Cream, I hate you!

Another nicely done Trotter RP. I like how you are still making the run for the Tag Championships in the RP, shows that you still haven't given up, which is good. Nicely done!