Jacking Off

Exclusive Footage from WWG.com after the Pure Hate PPV:

The scene opens up backstage at the Arena with WWG logoed crates and what not. Jack Pummels then walks into the shot and starts walking forward with his referee shirt on and grin on his face. He walks up to a locker room that has his name on it and is about to walk in just as WWG’s resident Journalist Madeline Ayer’s rushes into the shot, mic in hand and confronts Jack Pummels as he is about to walk to his locker room.

Madeline Ayers
Jack! Can you tell us what we just saw moments ago? What’s you’re take on the situation? I thought that you would call the match right down the middle.

Jack Pummels stops, stares at Madeline for a second and then cackles a bit.

Jack Pummels
Ha..ha..haaa! You see that Madeline? You see what happened out there? I was waiting more than two years to get my revenge. The Wretched Nobody didn’t see it coming. He fell for it, his doofus caretaker...sister or whatever Grace Brutal fell for it. You think I would let someone who injured me to the point where I had to retire to just get away with it? I had to work my ass off for two years just so I could get cleared to wrestle again! The Wretched Nobody is lucky that he was only kicked in his nuts. I could have destroyed him, I could have left him there in a puddle of his own sweat, tears, and blood. He’s lucky. As far as the situation goes, things were getting out of hand. I had to call the match off! I’m sorry Kai, someone told me that Grayson was out there but I didn’t see. Was he out there Madeline.

Madeline Ayers
Ye-

Jack Pummels
Your input doesn’t matter. Kai look man, I respect you. I respect what you almost accomplished out there. I was rootin for ya. But things got out of hand and the Syndumbshits came out. All I see around here now is a bunch of fake halloween mask wearing emotionally ridden wannabes taking up space that should go to real men. We got monsters and crooks all over the place. What happened to the time where there were actual wrestlers and not some rejects off of American Horror Story?! Nick Sadistic, Grace Brutal, Yolandi, The Wretched Nobody...The Syndicate… more like I’m sick of this sh**! Something needs to be done..

Madeline Ayers
...Like what do you have in mind?

Jack Pummels
Wait and see…

Jack Pummels opens his locker room door and enters it. The camera pans to Madeline Ayers who looks dumbfounded as usual. The scene closes.

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We are taken to a WWG Live Event, where thousands of WWG fans are jam packed into the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois waiting for the next match. “The Second Coming” by Downstait is blasted over the PA system. The crowd pops big time, just as the chorus is about to kick in Jack Pummels walks out. He walks to the right side of the stage and raises his arms as if he was signalling the crowd to make some noise. He walks to the left side and does the same thing. He gets to the middle of the stage and puts his arms in fists and raises them while walking down the ramp. He climbs the steel steps and climbs onto the turnbuckle and does the same pose. He rolls into the ring and climbs on the ropes and looks out into the crowd. He grabs a microphone. “Let’s go Pummels!” chants echo the arena.

Jack Pummels
Chicago!

Massive cheers are echoed throughout the arena.

Jack Pummels
Two years… It’s been two years since I have spoken to each and everyone of you. That's a long wait. You know what else was a long wait? The Cubs winning the World Series. And what a way to win, bringing it back from a 3-1 deficit. It was a great series and you great fans deserve it.

The crowd cheers. Chants for the Cubs start.

Jack Pummels
First of all, let me just take the time to apologize to all my fans. I left abruptly, I didn’t announce anything, I left my fans out in the open. I regret it, I had to formally retire. You guys are owed an apology. I am sorry for leaving unexpectedly from the bottom of my heart, and if god forbid a moment like this arise again… I will be out here and letting everyone know. Maybe, but maybe I knew that it wasn’t the end of Jack Pummels. I knew that I was gonna come back, I was going to be stronger and I knew I was going to be able to wrestle again. But you guys know what I am not sorry for? The Wretched Nobody!

The crowd boos after Pummels drops the name.

Jack Pummels
Yeah I know, I kicked Nobody south of the border but could ya blame me? Did you look at his size, I mean how big he is! I mean… yeah how long he is. I mean how tall he and mountain of a man he is.

The crowd chucks, Jack has a grin on his face.

Jack Pummels
This isn’t the last time the Wretched Nobody will see me. I will make it my mission to make his life a living hell, even if it is already. He’s been walking around here for the past three years or so stomping all over his competition. He decimates everyone in his path and leaves them for dead. I sat around at home watching this… this massacre. Nobody and his band of goons also known as the Syndicate think they can run WWG, think they can show up wherever they want cause havoc. Now that I’m back, everything changes. Just like with my opponent for Carnage this week. Good ole’ Yolandi Visser, the resident ghost of the Syndicate.

Some of the crowd cheers as the mention of Yolandi while others boo.

Jack Pummels
No. Yolandi was something else. I felt like she made a movement here in WWG, she led the way for other female competitors. Yolandi proved that she was just as good if not better than the male competitors. She beat and won championships and proved herself. Yolandi had a tough upbringing in South Africa as I understand and she used that toughness to be one of the best here in WWG. But she sold her soul to the devil. She did business with the wrong people. You can’t trust that witch Grace Brutal or the cultist Nick Sadistic. You cannot trust anyone in the Syndicate, they are all out for themselves and don’t want anything but ruin this company.

Pummels looks into the hard camera.

Jack Pummels
Yolandi, I don’t know what these people did to you in the Syndicate. I don’t know what came over you’re head to join a stupid group like there’s but its cool. This sunday at Carnage, it will be an honor to wrestle you but I know that I will win. You’re buddies can’t do anything about that. If the rest of the Syndicate wants to ruin the match, I will welcome them. I will take them all on and each one of them will receive a Curb Stomp courteously from me!

Jack Pummels drops the microphone. His music blasts around the arena. He climbs the turnbuckle and does his pose. He exits the ring and slaps some fans hands as he walks up the ramp. He grins and walks backstage. Scene ends.