Interview with Rayven

[Derrick Trotter]

The fans are buzzing inside the arena for this weeks Carnage, The fans take the noise level up a notch when the titro fizzers into life and they start to laugh when the see Derrick Trotter standing their with a grey suite on, Black tie, White shirt he is also wearing some fake glasses with no lens in them. He smiles at the reaction and then lifts the microphone up to his lips.


Derrick Trotter: Welcome to this week’s Carnage news, My name is My Fox and I have a very special guest lined up for you today, She is the opponent for Derrick Trotter, She is the reigning defending Carnage champion Rayven.


The fans start to boo loudly but there seems to be a problem with the guest who doesn’t want to come in camera.


Mr Fox: Sorry about this ladies and gentlemen, Our distinguished guest seems to be a little camera shy.


Derrick then walks off camera, We can can hear some voices behind the camera one of which is Derrick’s.


Derrick Trotter: What’s up with you, Get your ass over here?


Voice: No, I look ridiculous.


Derrick Trotter: No you don’t, You look quite cute, Come on Get in there.


Suddenly the fans to start to laugh when the see Derrick grabbing Rodney in a head lock and drags him in front of the camera. Derrick let’s go off Rodney and smiles at the camera, Rodney is dressed up as Rayven, Wearing a miniskirt pink top and has his hair in little pig tails. He snarls at Derrick as the fans laugh even louder at the titron.


Rodney Trotter: You fecker Derrick, I’m going to kill you after this.


Rodney speaks to Derrick as he means to fight, Derrick tries not to laugh at him.


Derrick Trotter: You look cute when you're angry Rayven.


Derrick ducks as Rodney swings a punch but misses wildly and falls on the floor, He stands straight back with his hands on his hips.


Derrick Trotter: You a tea pot now Rayven?


Rodney just stands there taking his hands of his hip and snarls at Derrick.


Derrick then calms himself down and picks the microphone up off the floor and smiles into the camera, He lifts the microphone to his lips.


Mr Fox: Good evening ladies and gentleman, Standing next to me is Rayven the Carnage champion, Say hello Rayven.


Rayven just gives a little smile and waves sarcastically into the camera making the fans in the arena laugh.


Mr Fox: Now as you know Rayven, My name is Mr Fox and I’m here to discuss your match with Derrick Trotter. Do you understand?


Rayven just raises her hands towards Derrick and begrudgingly smiles at him.


Mr Fox: Good, So here’s my first question, Do you see Derrick getting his first win over you after so many times losing to you.


Rodney does a little sigh then puts on a woman's voice which is so high pitched Derrick can’t stop himself from laughing.


Rayven: How dare you Mr Fox even think that about Derrick Trotter, He is not in the same league as me, He shouldn’t even be in the same ring as me. I am better than him and always will be.


The fans in the arena laugh at the voice of Rodney as he starts to come round to the idea of dressing up as Rayven.


Mr Fox: So you don’t think he is in the same league as you, Didn’t he beat your brother Wretched Nobody for the Absolute Champion?


Rodney pretends to stare at Derrick in a womanly way, He pouts his lips and then puts his hands on his hips.


Rayven: That was a fluke, He got lucky that day but he won’t get lucky with me, I won’t leave my guard down, I shall keep my Carnage title tonight you can all the bow down and kiss my feet.


Rodney lifts his leg revealing black high heel shoes and very hairy legs.


Mr Fox: So Rayven, You said that Derrick wouldn’t get lucky but from what I have heard you got lucky about 9 months ago. How true is it that you and your brother had a little bit of insest in the back stage area and that you became pregnant with his child and that is the real reason that you left WWG?


Rodney does a fake Huh and crossley folds his arms as if Rayven has got a little angry.


Rayven: That is just plain sick, I did not have any sexual relations with that man, It is all false and lies, I ain’t no cow slapper you know. How dare you ask me such a sick and perverted question. No women in their right mind would want to sleep with my brother. I mean look at him. He has that horrible face mask on, Yulk!


Mr Fox: I thought you liked that kind of stuff Rayven, Face masks, Rope, You know a bit off bdsm, I mean half the locker room have been in your bedroom from what I here?


Rodney stamps his foot and starts to scream in that high pitched voice.


Rayven: No, No, No No,No,No, That is not true, It is just about all of the men and women, I swing both ways you know.


Rodney lifts his skirt up a little bit and shows his bum.


Rayven: Does my bum look big in this?


Derrick tries not to laugh as he tries so hard to get the next question out.


Mr Fox: So is there any chance at all of Derrick Trotter beating you and becoming a three time Carnage champion?


Rayven: Not a chance in hell, All though He might get lucky for once in his life time, I want his babies, Could you imagine little Trotters running around the place with a Rayven mind set, Holy **** that would be crazy.


Rodney then starts to do a crazy face then starts to shake his head and arms as if he his mental.


Mr Fox: Oh no, She said the crazy word, She flips out every time she or anybody says that, I think we best end this interview here and now, I’m Mr Fox reporting for Trotter news, Good bye everyone. Oh ****!


Rodney/Rayven then jumps on top of Derrick/Mr Fox pretending to punch him as they wrestle on the floor as the scene ends.

[Kira Starlight]

Be on the lookout for a letter from my lawyers.  This is clearly defamation of character....

[Derrick Trotter]

I thought it was quite funny when I was typing it lol

[The Wretched Nobody]

Don't you need character To defame?

[Derrick Trotter]

Be on the lookout for a letter from my lawyers.  This is clearly defamation of character....

Isn't everything you say, Defamation towards other characters lol

[Brad]

haha this was pretty funny.