PG ~::The Most Politically Incorrect Man Alive::~

.:: World Wrestling Generation Contract ::.
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C H A R A C T E R . A P P E A R A N C E

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Pic base:
Danny McBride

• Wrestler’s Real Name •
Prodigious Giggleberry XIII

• Wrestler’s Ring Name •
PG
Aka: PG-13

• Nickname(s) •
King Prod
The Trigger Man
The Insatiable P Gizzy
Captain Motherfucking Awesome as ****
The High Royal TwerKing

• Hometown •
Tallahassee, Florida.

• Height •
6’

• Weight •
266lbs

• Alignment •
Número Uno hot nuttin’ on your mom’s stupid **** face if you don’t like that I don’t need to pick sides.

• Theme Music •
N.E.R.D - Rockstar (Jason Nevins Remix)

• Entrance Description •

Building techno beats of N.E.R.D - Rockstar: Jason Nevins Remix fills the arena as all the lights come up to full brightness. PG’s delectable Twerk Trio prance out onto the stage and begin to twerk to the rhythm of the intense tune. The stage fills with smoke as we see red and blue lights coming from the side of the stage.

Jason McKenzie: Ladies and Gentlemen Hailing from Tallahassee, Florida! Standing 6 feet tall, and weighing 266lbs

From the smoke the front end of a police car appears, standing on top triumphantly humping air to the track is the WWG newcomer.

Jason McKenzie: He is The Insatiable P Gizzy - Captain Motherfucking Awesome as ****! The Trigger Maaaaaaaaaaaannn - PG!

PG runs down off the roof of the police car across the stage over to the Twerk Trio, all three girls turn their backs to him and PG smiles nods as he looks around and delivers a smooth slap that travels all around the girls wobbly buttocks as he spins and comes back to face the ramp giving an extravagant double middle finger salute to the entire audience! Boos begin to swell and PG scoffs at them yelling:

PG
**** off and slurp a bowl of man mayo, you cocks!

The Twerk Trio begins to dance backwards down the ramp leading the way for PG who walks with an arrogant swagger all the way to the ring he gets inside and flips off the crowd, the referee and anyone else near enough to see it before he motions a couple of finger-guns at the hard camera and fires them off into two more flipped birds.

• Character Background •
Abrasive, Abusive, Arrogant. These are his redeeming qualities. Born to an old money American dynasty, Prodigious - or - “PG” as he prefers to be called, has always had the best of everything. He hasn't had to work for anything, and hasn't been told “No” enough times to understand what it means.

Despite his being an entitled, over privileged, enormously wealthy all around jerk PG has invested himself into his largest life passion, Professional Wrestling. PG has bought the best training money can buy, much to the chagrin of everyone he's stepped into the ring with. PG doesn't look like the supreme physical specimen some may boast but he has the moves, the knowledge, and the extensive expertise he was able to glean off of has helped create an in ring ability that is almost as frustrating to combat as PG is to talk to.

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• Finishing Moves •
Triggered
(Stone Cold Stunner)

Yacht(*)
*Ya’ll Apes Can’t Handle This
(Pop up powerbomb)

• Set-up Moves •
Almost Over
(Steen Breaker)

100% All-Beef Hangover
(Cannonball)

• Signature Moves •
Dragon Blaster
(Super kick)

Tallahassee Gas Mask
(Codebreaker Usually while Farting)

• Normal Moves •

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Jackson Green walks up to the outside of an office door at WWG Headquarters.

Jackson Green:Hello, ladies and gentlemen - it’s Jackson Green here and I have been told that WWG has Just signed a brand new competitor. We’re not quite sure who it is but I have heard rumblings that this man has caused waves in every company he’s been through!

The door begins to open...

Jackson Green:Oh! Here he comes now!

There is no “him” instead three stunning, hard bodied women walk out and surround Jackson. Jackson looks them all head to toe with a smile. All three girls step away from Jackson and begin a standard twerk, each pop their ample booty up and down, arching and straightening their backs to get the best results possible. Jackson’s cell goes off spewing a digital voice saying “You have an Email.” In a calming tone. Jackson is slow to look at it but when he does he almost bursts out in laughter. An unimpressed looking man walks out behind Jackson sizing him up with an arrogant measure.

PG
What the **** are you looking at? We can all see what a trashy **** you are, but holy titty-**** christ, get your eyes the **** off them for a second. For ****'s sake shut your delicious mouth, you're drooling on your oxfords you inbred lagoon creature. I am who you should want to talk to.

Jackson Green:
Okay so then I guess you are... *Jackson checks his cell phone as he stifled a chuckle.* ...Prodigious Giggleberry the Thirteenth? What can you tell the WWG about yourself?

PG
I can tell them three things.

One, The name is PG and I have a swift kick to the bean bag, or as the Mexicans like to say “el cajones” for anyone who forgets that.

Two, I wanted to introduce you to Olya, Poli and Lexy my Twerk Trio, but since you already retina raped them I don't need to.

Three, I was on the crapper before that stupid meeting with WWG’s dumb **** board of directors and I power farted a piece of kielbasa out of my humongous serpent socket and it looked just like you; except it didn't have as stupid of a look on its face.

Jackson Green:
I was told by Frederick to be here to give you your first interview.

PG
Yeah? I was told by your friends that your turn-ons consist of wrinkled dick fingering and Judge Judy's bowel movements… but I think that they were trying to make you sound better than you are in real life.

Jackson Green:
I beg your pardon!?

PG
You can beg to suck my Taste of Diamonds Champagne Enema water, straight from the source and I’ll still be inclined to believe you're a low class trailer park incest **** star who adores parking near the playground a little bit too much. Frederick sent you to meet me because I already met him and he obviously hates you as much as I do. And my God do I hate you. You have a face only a blind, quadruple amputee wouldn't want to punch. I fervently hope you suffocate on a janitor's dick, you taint munching piece of ****.

Jackson Green:
Who do you think you are?

PG
I’m the guy who thinks it would be fantastic if you be quiet, you senseless barrel of pickled penguin dicks. I am the guy who would like you to close your noise hole, you thoughtless sack of ****.

Jackson Green:
You're not very nice, PG.

PG
I am SO sorry. I just can't be like you - you're very nice. And by nice I of course mean **** homely.

Jackson Green:
I am sorry if you are offended by my looking at these lovely young ladies, but in my defence they are attention grabbing. So there's no reason to treat me this way.

PG
No there absolutely is. I would murder you, but then the title of "Most humpbacked wide-spread **** alive" would pass back to your mom, and that’s going to lower the amount of people I can pimp her to at that filthy peep show glory hole I have her working out of.

Jackson Green:
Okay, well I don't want to monopolize all of your time…

PG
Wouldn't you like to hear something that would make me uncommonly overjoyed?

Jackson Green:
What’s that?

PG
Seeing that home video of you huffing a gallon of chipmunk spunk while you’re being brutally butt **** by an autistic racist with a dry wide mouth shovel.

Jackson Green:
I don’t need to take this...

PG
You took that shovel though. Took it like a Champ!

Jackson Green:
Okay, I’m done here.

Jackson turns off his microphone and turns to walk away. PG smiles and flicks his brow to the girls as he says:

PG
That’s right, run away from me And the ugly losers reading this. Ready to Jaunt off to the All You Can Eat Boiled Dick festival already, are you? Can’t handle this Cannibal, hombre? Run along and shotgun a beaker of diarrhea, you cleft eyed ****.

Jackson stops dead in his tracks and comes back face to face with PG.

Jackson Green:
Say that to my face, you fat ****.

PG
We doing this, Jeffe? You want to go for a ride on my boomstick, disco boy? How about a little kiss for The Insatiable P Gizzy? Come on princess, gimme some sugar baby. You want to do the bloody knuckle Man-Dance with Captain Motherfucking Awesome as ****!? BRING IT ON, KING KONG! I’ve throat **** uglier women than you, son! I’m serious! I’ll start a romantic relationship with the most trap ass tranny **** I can find, I'll take her on nice dates, I'll buy her pretty things, **** I'll get that hoe a pony - whatever it takes time make her my undying, unconditional love slave…. then I’ll get HER to beat your ass backwards boy! Don't even dare doubt me! I am PG The High Royal TwerKing!

Step to me and dance like Honey, Jessica Alba! This is going to be 30 seconds of the most excruciating pain you're likely to ever experience NOT having sex with an older male relative. I'm going to hang you from fish hooks by your eyelids and kick you in the balls until you blink, ****!!

Jackson Green:
What? What the ****, man?

PG
”What?” - “What?” Shut up, ****! This is the part where things get painful. You are about to make noises you probably thought the human body was incapable of making. Well, let me tell you, you'll be surprised just how much punishment I can inflict upon you without rendering you unconscious. It's all in the pace. Just so you know, when you eventually pass out, and you will. STAY your sorry ass knocked the **** out… you won't want to wake up to what will be happening to it after I'm done beating your ass…. Now, shall we begin - because Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the biggest dick in the room and I’m about to club you over the head with it like a baby harp seal. So Yo, lets clock it out she-****! I said Let's go!

Jackson Green:
*Shaking his head* You’re either an idiot, a lunatic, or a complete ****.

PG
Or you could go with your usual choice of Option D, I’m All of the Above. Ask your sister, you bath house ****! I’m King Prod!

Jackson Green:
We’re through here.

PG
Just so you know, before you go You have a horrible life, bad swamp ass, and you're pretty **** dumb. But it’s not all that bad - on the bright side you're a good-for-nothing prick, but holy sweet christ, even from a distance I can tell you eat regurgitated hobo ****. Do you brush your teeth with dumpster scrapings from behind the sperm bank?

Jackson Green:
**** this. I’m not paid enough to take this.

PG
Your mom will take it any old way for Five bucks. What’s your going rate, cupcake? You’re a lot younger, but you have all your teeth. So like… ten bucks with seven fifty change? But we’re getting off topic because what we were talking about is that - Mothafucka, I'ma slap yo **** ass and turn you out - you dumb **** rapist!

Jackson Green:
**** you.

PG
Not if I see you first. Hey, Isn't that what she said!

Jackson Green:
Turn the camera off… we’re done here.

PG turns to flip off the camera with both hands as the scene goes blank.

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O O C | I N F O R M A T I O N
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• Name:
Most people tend to call me “New Daddy”.

• Years E-fedding •
Not as many as I have Fingering Your Mom!

• How Many feds are you currently in? •
This is the only one that will have me right now. I’m to awesome for those other losers.

• Do you understand all the rules and regulations? •
Your girlfriend explained something about it between gulps of my baby gravy.

How did you find out about WWG? -
Your Mom.

• Additional Information that could be useful •
The Twerk Trio
Olya

Lexy

Poli